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Pompey Rich

Site Admin (AKA Sergeant Bugler Deli Snell)

Who in the RNVB world thinks that Deli (site admin) should set a good example and come and support us all? He is an absolutely wonderful bloke and could give a full and proffesional report in the Blue Band magazine. Come on down Deli I'm sure we would all love to meet you. You won't know what you're missing bestest buddy. I wonder if the Colonel would agree?????
admin

I'm not a reporter Rich As for support, I do a good bra impression but not too good on being a truss. I have fairly large hands so I can clap, applaud, wave etc although people have been known to throw fish at me as they think I am a sea lion.
If I came down to the band practice I would just be in the way... you know I have an ASBO for NOT picking up Bugles & Eb trumpets don't you. I got an award for music recently... by NOT thinking about blowing Thanks for the invitation mate... I'll bear it in mind
greenfairy

Our band will get a reputation for being easy if you keep inviting folk down
RAB

greenfairy wrote:
Our band will get a reputation for being easy if you keep inviting folk down

Albert's travels!
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greenfairy
Location: Portsmouth
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:47 am Post subject:

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Albert, you're welcome to come and visit me any time

Bring the drugs
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Ahem..... Pot/Kettle.????
Pompey Rich

As long as the Corps Of Drums don't get a reputation for being sober. But hey. We're all a fun loving bunch of cookies. Everybody loves us and I love everybody (ish).
Anyway Green Fairy. Arw you going to ID yourself to me at band rehearsal tonight? We also have to recruit more for this board.

P.S. It would have been nice to have seen Deli stood on the Guildhall steps yawning and as for applauding Deli, you know I only react to offensive hand gestures.
greenfairy

I may say hello
Aaron Aardvark

Pompey Rich wrote:
P.S. It would have been nice to have seen Deli stood on the Guildhall steps yawning and as for applauding Deli, you know I only react to offensive hand gestures.


Im sure if you ask nicely he will agree to marry you.
admin

Why?
Aaron Aardvark wrote:
Im sure if you ask nicely he will agree to marry you.

Is he a vicar then ?
greenfairy

Can I be bridesmaid?
Aaron Aardvark

greenfairy wrote:
Can I be bridesmaid?


No...I want to.

Which one is the bride though?
admin

Aaron, you'll have to be the best Vark or Vark of Honour
greenfairy

I vote for Vark of honour as then he could have a nice peach dress and posy of flowers to hold.
RAB

greenfairy wrote:
I vote for Vark of honour as then he could have a nice peach dress and posy of flowers to hold.


Some things never change then.....
Aaron Aardvark

I was thinking more roses......should look nice sticking out of my newly polished aardvarse. wahhhhh
greenfairy

I'll order some roses with extra thorns then.
RAB

greenfairy wrote:
I'll order some roses with extra thorns then.


Oooooooooooooooohh... ..isn't it funny how the nicest of subjects can all of a sudden become "jaggy"????... :smt046
greenfairy

I was being kind and thoughtful as I'm sure he wouldn't want the flowers dropping out at the wrong moment

Still, all this has got me thinking about the wedding I want to have (once I find someone stupid enough to be lassoed)
MrJpig

You will need a vehicle................heres a limo that somebotty could drive
Aaron Aardvark

oooh dont talk about botties....mine sounds like its going to be pricked
Nick Jones

There's been a lot of 'bottom' talk it seems whilst I've been away - something someone wants to share??? (not their bottom!!!)
Aaron Aardvark

Nick Jones wrote:
There's been a lot of 'bottom' talk it seems whilst I've been away - something someone wants to share??? (not their bottom!!!)


NO no more Botty talk
bootybandy

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
Nick Jones wrote:
There's been a lot of 'bottom' talk it seems whilst I've been away - something someone wants to share??? (not their bottom!!!)


NO no more Botty talk

Quite agree, let sleeping threads lie.
sticky blue

greenfairy wrote:
I'll order some roses with extra thorns then.


Extra large size thorns

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