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| little ted (grrs) |
snickers are going t be called marathons again al :D:D | ||
| bassdrumal |
Best they are
And all the others too Opal Fruits included! Oh and for the medical ones Bendroflumethiazide as well! |
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| ZedHorn |
what about paracetamoxifrusebendroneomycin?? | ||
| ZedHorn |
and what about cif??? it's jif goddammit!!! | ||
| admin |
Easy for you to say 
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| greenfairy |
And it's got that song stuck in my head now too - thank Zed! 
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| RAB |
Oops,,, Just ventured onto your site to make sure you hadn't been infiltrated, and Hey-Ho.... I find a mention of my favourite anti-ageing balm..... Rub it in the wrong place and you'll forget all about the age you are, and regret you stuck in at Latin...
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| admin |
Sounds like good stuff if you spell it right... like I knew it was spelt wrong in the first place!
Altogether now... Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break, A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS, And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ar$e. It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied, It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's f***ing cheap and hey, this is the NHS. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison, after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson, and brings it in to all that pharmacology revising, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein, The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin! |
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| bassdrumal |
Its a particular favourite of mine, along with a few more of the Amateur Transplants stuff - there is another drug one too Admin - Seen that??
Please can I do it at Koln - on second thoughts, the translation to German would take FAR TOO LONG ! |
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| admin |
This one?
Theres Aspirin Adrenalin and also Aminophylline Amphetamine Adenosine Augmentin and Refampicine Amoxicillin Penicillin Heparin and Morphorine and Estrogeen Progestogen and Canosten and Chloroquine. There's Bendrofin Methoxide also Physclaflosamide and Mesacomplomide Asitazolomide Tropicamide Laperamide Amillaride and Cyclozine and Fuzamide And if you're up the duff you'd best avoid Thalidomide. Theres Lithium Fluoxetine and also Amatriptaline Paroxetine Detrox G.T.N and Neisothyapine Mecanazol Atenolol and also Chlorophenical and if you want to overdose theres always Paracetamol. Theres Night Nurse and theres Fenatoe and Zirtec and Diazepam Lithium Temazipam Medazal and Clanazipam Testosterone Aldostorone and Valium and Insulin and Lignicone And Piritin and Ventolin and Ritilin. Theres Cefuroxin Cefatax, Kefalex and Keperdrin And Metronide azol and Cutaconizol Tramythmaride Ramythmaride Syagintamide Macrolides Mythedrapine And Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in There Fendralzine and Hyazine Renitidine and Semetazine Potassium and Calcium and every kind of Vitamin And Pethadine and Methadone and Speed Cocaine and Heroin Cannabis Prozac Morphine Alcohol and Nicotine You must remember all the drugs the names of which You've learnt from me... Or fcuk em all and get a job in Orthopaedic surgery On a personal note I much prefer the 4 Star Calpol to the sugar free stuff! |
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| bassdrumal |
Thats the beauty! | ||
| bassdrumal |
Although, at the risk of being pedantic - before someone else has a dig! The spellings of the drugs are far from accurate! | ||
| admin |
I'm dyslexic, I can't even smell drubs, mendication or doptor | ||
| bassdrumal |
Taht bineg teh csae I wlil let u off | ||
| ZedHorn |
and it's BNF... sorry!!! | ||
| ZedHorn |
to anyone who hsn't heard it before sing the paraceta..... song to the tune of supercalifragilistic.. it'll make more sense then. | ||
| admin |
Sing it? I can't even pronounce most of it! and can spell even less of it!
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| greenfairy |
It's far too catchy! | ||
| Peter |
Eeerrm,
I tried to follow the discussion, but i'm far off track now. Please consider that there's a possibility that service personell, maybe even non native speakers, read this stuff. Euh, GROLSCH, does that ring a bel?? cures everything, especialy thirst!! Greetz, Maverick |
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| ZedHorn |
bless..... | ||
| bassdrumal |
Dear Doctor Did you not read the previous post about spelling errors? tut tut |
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| ZedHorn |
get some work done and stop loafing on here!!
Thankyou please!!! |
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| Andy |
right then al, and zed, i may not be able to go but i can still contribute, god bless guilable german officers so here you go:
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, es ist unsere Marke neues Wunder-Rauschgift wir denken, dass Sie das Verleiten finden werden, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Der BMF hat zwanzigtausend verschiedene Rauschgifte, um zu nehmen, so dachten wir, was erzeugen konnte, um Ihnen allen eine Brechung zu geben, Ein Tröpfchen kann irgendetwas von der Lepra bis SARS behandeln, Und Sie können es im Mund, IV, oder der ar$e geben. Es ist Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Es kann den Schnupfen heilen und durch den Blitz, Paracetamoxyfrusebe geschlagen zu werden Wir prüften es auf Tieren, und keinem von ihnen überlebt, aber es ist ok 'Ursache, als wir das Papier schrieben, logen wir, Es ist die erste Wahl für MIMS und sogar für MICH, und COPD, HIVP, und DVP. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Es kehrt Machtlosigkeit um und macht Sie gut am Kämpfen, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Es gibt häufig geringe Nebenwirkungen, und einige sind nicht, dass selten, wie Brechreiz, das Brechen, und das Verlieren Ihres ganzen Haars, und Herzanfälle, das Werden homosexuell, und das Wachsen Extrabusen, aber es f *** ing preiswert und he ist, ist das der staatliche Gesundheitsdienst. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Es gibt Heilmittel für alles von AIDS bis Schamläuse darin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Wir machen es vom cerabel, der Kortex eines Bisons, danach erlebt es etwas Polygenic-Verstärken, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Es macht Sie klug als Einstein, und ebenso muskulös wie Tyson, und bringt es in zu ganzem diesem Arzneimittellehre-Verbessern, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Wir verkaufen Menge in Japan 'Ursache es ist das Gegenmittel zu ricein, Der Gesundheitsminister, wir hören, wird kurz empfehlen: nehmen Sie Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin! enjoy |
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| ZedHorn |
you have far too much free time - now go and 'play dangerously' with warship!! | ||
| Andy |
nay to much time, just know a very stoopid german orifcer, and "playing very dangerously with warship", just ask my hand, leg and head when i got alittle bit aggresive with the fuel sep when it was'nt going back together | ||