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ZedHorn

tea bitch!

never fear... it's all going to be OK.... I ploughed CPO Page with enough lager on Saturday night that he has finally come to his senses and has agreed to be the tea bitch once again this year!!

I also similarly ploughed his long enduring wife with a sherry or three suffice to say he has a leave chit stamped!!!

RESULT!!!

now all we have to do is keep him away from ski slopes!!!

Gromit

Hurragh - not only tea, as he is the Ray Mears of the VB Service. He'll bring hot food, knives, string, paper, hand warmers, first aid .......in fact all things 'junglie'.  He may even knock up a lizzard or two for breakfast.
ZedHorn

but Gromit... Lizard is NOT a breakfast dish!!!!
dollydrumstick

Zed,
How right you are lizard is indeed not a breakfast dish - however bolied lizard eggs are especially when served with soldiers  
Big Tom

I think that I should be the one to decide what you have for Breakfast, when you eat it and how it should be prepared and served!  As for serving Soldiers - frankly I am disgusted with the both of you.  Enough of this nonsense!
Gromit

Big Tom wrote:
I think that I should be the one to decide what you have for Breakfast, when you eat it and how it should be prepared and served!  As for serving Soldiers - frankly I am disgusted with the both of you.  Enough of this nonsense!


No, Big Tom - soldiers as in cut up bits of bread which are used for dippy eggy - not 'yes drill sargent' soldiers - blimy - it may be legal but not compulsory.  
Big Tom

OK OK.  See you Thursday.
ZedHorn

Gromit wrote:
No, Big Tom - soldiers as in cut up bits of bread which are used for dippy eggy - not 'yes drill sargent' soldiers - blimy - it may be legal but not compulsory.  


I dunno - I could be persauded to the idea of a bit of yes drill sargeant for brekkie!!!
Big Tom

Stick with Lizard, it's safer that way!
ZedHorn

you know best Junglie!!!
Big Tom

Know best? I am the best!
ZedHorn

whatever.... that's not what Pat says!  

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