General Melchett
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Thank you chapsA huge thank you from me to my lurkers.... you know who you are!
Well done guys, a top class musical show and some quality socialising.
Also, a huge thank you to Ali B for being such a star!
Thats my work done, good luck to Martin when he takes over on the 29th.
Randers, Anne and Mac stand by.......
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admin
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You have lurkers Melch? Take three of these and have a lie down in a dark room for an hour.
I say "Get you lurkers out for the forum"... they must know it makes sense by now.
Congratulations on the festival results as well to all of the northern fleet.
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Aaron Aardvark
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ewwww lurkers in this weather is horrid. They go all slimey and squidgy.  Give em a good squeeze Melch and expose them.
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General Melchett
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Some new trophies might also be good, ones we could win such as:
Best Band in Scotland
The Best Band in a Submarine Base
The Band with furthest to travel
The Band with most midgey bites from Marching Rehearsals
The Band who do least Marching Rehearsals
The Band who don't care about Marching
etc........
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admin
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ZedHorn
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I know we'd definitely have won the
'Band with the best Golfer for a bandy'
title.. maybe next year!! then again, he's off to play golf for pompey band so maybe not.. let's try win "Band who go on most foreign jollies!!"
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A
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We'd have got 'Most Scatterbrained Bandy' or maybe 'Most orange Bandy'
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General Melchett
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The band with the Hairiest Bandy?
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ZedHorn
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now I do believe we might have a proper non politically corrected contest on our hands here Alex... most scatterbrained bandy... i'm afraid young Craigy boy may have some competition from our side of the water...
"Car passes? why do you need car passes??
well we have to drive to Nelson Rasher.. carrying a horn, 2 lots of rig.. might be possible but I'd like to see Frank walk from Horndean with the bass drum and the tigerskin!
Oh yeah!! I did do that last year didn't I..."
the case for the prosecution as it stands....
Z
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A
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Oh, but what about this
Craig: Why aren't you playing?
Trombones: We have 32 bars rest!
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greenfairy
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| General Melchett wrote: | | The band with the Hairiest Bandy? |
Nailed on certainty for that one *shudders*
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A
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| General Melchett wrote: | | The band with the Hairiest Bandy? |
OOh, I can think of a few contenders for that one....
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ZedHorn
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Rasher did once ask, Jenny, Janet and I to strap him to the drummers table and wax his chest with gaffer tape....
he bottled!!
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Apricot
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How about award for bandie who splits his trousers most often????
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ZedHorn
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Greyest bandy??
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A
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Most Lecherous Bandy!!!!!!!
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greenfairy
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Thanks A, I've just choked on my drink! 
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Gillian McCallan
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HMS Neptune VB Festival 2006For the General!!
Cheers mate for the past 2 years under your top quality leadership, you have certainly brought Neptune from the doldrums or the lowest eb they could get and I am glad Ali got the prize she deserves and I am glad I did not balls it up- Sorry I missed the social, the H2B and I fell asleep- but thats enough of that!!
See you all soon
Gillie
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A
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| General Melchett wrote: | | The band with the Hairiest Bandy? |
Craig wishes it to be known he wouldn't win this. He told me he's going to start shaving his chest.
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greenfairy
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Aaron Aardvark
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How about best Bandy Hangover BEFORE the festival begins.  I had my spys out and know at least one who was not shaking with nerves
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A
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Craig always has a hangover though....
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General Melchett
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I don't know who you've been talking too young Aaron, but that sounds like slander... where's the evidence? 
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Aaron Aardvark
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even Craig would struggle to aquire a hangover like this one.......very impressive.
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Aaron Aardvark
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| General Melchett wrote: | | I don't know who you've been talking too young Aaron, but that sounds like slander... where's the evidence? |
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...he owns up
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A
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In that case you looked bloody good for someone hanging out their ar$e Melch, you looked fresh as a daisy compared to some!
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General Melchett
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I blame the good company dragging me down......!
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Baaaaaaaaaaass
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I'd like to say thanks for the gig in the Peoples Palace, last night.
It was worth it in the end and the guy on piano was priceless.
Richie B, you have a contender!
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Quasijock
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Cheers Graham, turned out alright in the end. Hope to see you again sometime. 
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RAB
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| Quasijock wrote: | | Cheers Graham, turned out alright in the end. Hope to see you again sometime. |
..Hi Quasijock.. Welcome to the Forum ...Why not stick a wee post in intros, and join in the fun with the troops... 
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General Melchett
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Playing hard to get eh?
The deliberation is fairly easy though..... Are you going to "'fess up?"
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