Toilet

admin

So THAT'S why they call it a pot!
Would you pop in there for a musical interlood?

RAB

Chamber Music.....

Aaron Aardvark

i suppose all the $hit jokes will appear now

sticky blue

Pot players pi$$ing around as usual -

must be a plumbers nightmare - wheres the loo brush ?

joe90

Some sax player's nicked it and is using it as a pad saver

MrJpig

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AT LAST .....a place to put all those Bum Notes!!

Hornblower

Must belong to a pongo band...

EricAckroyd

Er.....Storeman......I think the SOM actually said that he wanted these old instruments dumped........NOT DUMPED IN !!

EricAckroyd

Hmmm.......Could that give a new meaning to 'Splash Cymbal'??

FFoglamp

Where is this toilet ? In HMS Elson ?

RAB

Don't forget to wipe the Bell End...

2nd Clarinet

Can anyone name the $hit, oops Sorry!...'Sheet' music on the cistern?

A few guesses........

Handel's Water music?
The Thunderer?
Blowing in the wind?

FFoglamp

Farty Fathoms !

Pusser

One supposes, having ably performed a particularly tricky movement following the previous night’s over indulgence of Salsa Verdi – you know, when you keep having to repeat the same old melody so it becomes a strain - one might eventually stand feeling flushed with success.