General Melchett
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What do VBI's do in their spare time.......I don't have a *cough* clue who these two muppets are........
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MrJpig
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Re: What do VBI's do in their spare time....... | General Melchett wrote: | | I don't have a *cough* clue who these two muppets are |
Who was the fleet bulger we called muppet? 
Most
Useless
Person
Pusser
Ever
Trained
(he wasn`t really)
He had incredibly large nostrils which he took great delight in shoving things up. I have a pic somewhere with sticks up his shonk!!
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Co-admin
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Spare time? What? You shouldn't have any spare time if you are working hard.
Andy, I was Muppet's replacement, in more ways than one according to Uncle Arthur!
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FFoglamp
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Andy, you are in danger of a violation of thread hijacking !!!!!!
Poor General Melchett only wants to identify the 2 bods at the top of the page.
Please redirect your query to a spanking brand new MUPPET thread.
OK, don't bother........................it was Mark Peers !!!
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MrJpig
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Tkanks and, Sorry Mark......Won't happen again...I feel really guilty now......................................................................................................................NO.... IT`S GONE!!! 
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The Donkey
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Who?Is that Dave Wright on the left?
He doesn't look the same when he's not dressed as a woman!
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bootybandy
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| FFoglamp wrote: | Andy, you are in danger of a violation of thread hijacking !!!!!!
Poor General Melchett only wants to identify the 2 bods at the top of the page.
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Melchett is the one on the left Stu!!!!!
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General Melchett
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Thanks for "Outing me" Bri......!
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bootybandy
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| General Melchett wrote: | | Thanks for "Outing me" Bri......! |
I was hoping someone was going to out the Scottish Clarinet playing Viking Gorilla, but noone else has so far....Sorry Melch...
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General Melchett
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You'll be telling me that he plays the Viola next..... and that will be a complete lie!
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greenfairy
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That's seriously disturbing *shudder*
Oh to have a large pot of wax . . . . . 
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A
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| greenfairy wrote: | That's seriously disturbing *shudder*
Oh to have a large pot of wax . . . . . |
or hair straighteners. Then we could plait it and dreadlock it for the true Braveheart look!
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greenfairy
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I have hair straighteners. But I'm not using them on that 
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A
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Notice that Melchy isn't making a prat of himself!
Can we swap bandies please?
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EMMA
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Our VBI Martyn works very hard in his spare time - getting us lots of new lovely music.....................
(Yes the Marines over at Raleigh will love it - honest!)
No he's a great chap and we can't wait for the Festival!!
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townsergeant
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| EMMA wrote: | Our VBI Martyn works very hard in his spare time - getting us lots of new lovely music.....................
(Yes the Marines over at Raleigh will love it - honest!)
No he's a great chap and we can't wait for the Festival!! |
Must be Martyn Hancock? 
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EMMA
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| townsergeant wrote: | | EMMA wrote: | Our VBI Martyn works very hard in his spare time - getting us lots of new lovely music.....................
(Yes the Marines over at Raleigh will love it - honest!)
No he's a great chap and we can't wait for the Festival!! |
Must be Martyn Hancock? |
Got it in one townsergeant!!! 
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RAB
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| EMMA wrote: | | Got it in one townsergeant!!! |
Surely not another Horn Enema Inducer..???
If I'm correct for a change, I'm guessing RMB is rather heavy on Horn SNCO's..????
But I'm probably wrong as usual...  
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townsergeant
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| EMMA wrote: | | townsergeant wrote: |
Must be Martyn Hancock? |
Got it in one townsergeant!!! |
I would have preferred to have had a comma after one]! 
Rab....Martyn Hancock?.........Bass-Player! (Or he used to be, before coming a VBI!)
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EMMA
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Yeah he still is a bass player - many a gig - bass in one hand and baton in the other - another Drake Volunteer Band moment!
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A
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If only I had a camera when Craig saw that pic on here, his expression was hilarious!
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greenfairy
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Hehehe, I can only imagine!
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A
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He started muttering something unintelligible (I swear, I need a blood interpreter talking to that man) about 'photos' 'Jos' 'upload' and 'b'stard'!
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Co-admin
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Isn't revenge great... if it gets more members I'm off on a hunt for photos in the morning!
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A
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As usual he's all mouth no trooosers, and hasn't signed up. Bloody chicken!
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greenfairy
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Meh, we'll just have to embarass him on here very very much until he finds the courage to stop us
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A
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Weren't we doing that already? He was quite embarrassed by the Suzi Quatro thing.....
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greenfairy
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Well we'll just have to try harder!
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A
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Why do you think I'm taking the digicamera on our next band kneesup? He never fails to make a prat of himself then. Remember the dad dancing?
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greenfairy
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I try not to if I can help it! 
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A
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Drop it like it's hot!
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ANTS
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| A wrote: | | greenfairy wrote: | That's seriously disturbing *shudder*
Oh to have a large pot of wax . . . . . |
or hair straighteners. Then we could plait it and dreadlock it for the true Braveheart look! |
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Don't forget the hair dye now.......
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greenfairy
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But dying it blue would end up with us having a dead ringer for Beast on our hands.
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ANTS
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| greenfairy wrote: | But dying it blue would end up with us having a dead ringer for Beast on our hands.
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hey, if the pic was green I'd say we'd ahve the incredible hulk.....just the scottish version
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A
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You could always dye him blue with the white cross on top.......
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greenfairy
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I'm bowing to popular demand here.
If you don't see me again you'll know I've died a slow & painful death by Scotsman.
I think sometimes I may have too much time on my hands 
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ANTS
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| greenfairy wrote: | I'm bowing to popular demand here.
If you don't see me again you'll know I've died a slow & painful death by Scotsman.
I think sometimes I may have too much time on my hands |
wicked piece of artwork.....
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greenfairy
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*curtseys*
Why thank you my dear. I have to say I'm not feeling so bad about posting it now. Just wish I had more pics so I could do another one
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A
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Genius. And it serves him right for ruining a perfectly good handbag.
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ANTS
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| greenfairy wrote: | *curtseys*
Why thank you my dear. I have to say I'm not feeling so bad about posting it now. Just wish I had more pics so I could do another one |
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I have an animated one to send you....if you can adapt it would be wicked
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greenfairy
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| A wrote: | | Genius. And it serves him right for ruining a perfectly good handbag. |
Well these things happen when guys act like pillocks 
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bootybandy
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| A wrote: | | Genius. And it serves him right for ruining a perfectly good handbag. |
That reminds me of an MT Cpl in Deal who also ruined a perfectly good handbag once. He was then charged and drafted out!!!!! Ahhhh the Churchill Club and all it's various aromas.....
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Co-admin
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No
| bootybandy wrote: | | the Churchill Club and all it's various aromas..... |
That happened in the 53 Club... now there is a name FULL of dits
Olive has now died bless her. She should have got a gong for all she went through with us
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bootybandy
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Well in that case 53 AND Churchill Club....a certain Cpl "Killer" Kilgour no less......
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Co-admin
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Jock Killgour wasn't the culprit, Jock was a PW... the guy you are thinking of was in the MT dept. I know the guy who did the deed and I only spoke to him a few weeks back.
Who knows who did Olive's dog in the 53 (dog of the canine type!) with the band. (Sounds a bit like Cleudo!)
Cpl Jones, in the Galley with a pastie
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Wolfy
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| admin@home wrote: | Who knows who did Olive's dog in the 53 (dog of the canine type!) with the band. (Sounds a bit like Cleudo!)
Cpl Jones, in the Galley with a pastie |
Oh I remember that Deli!! Don't know who the Perpetrator was but I remember that Olive marched round to Deal Police station and told them that if they came across a Royal Marine of any description laying in a gutter minus his nadgers, it was her that would have done it!!
She was none too chuffed as I recall!! Come to that, I don't think her dog was best pleased either!! 
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pussycat
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| admin@home wrote: | No
| bootybandy wrote: | | the Churchill Club and all it's various aromas..... |
That happened in the 53 Club... now there is a name FULL of dits
Olive has now died bless her. She should have got a gong for all she went through with us |
Don't you mean 'for all of us she went through' .... or was that befor your time you lucky devil.
Had a key for the 53  many, many years ago and I must say I was wery, wery drunk.
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windypipes
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Our VBI loves drinking coffee in his office.
Im sure some work is done..........
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Aaron Aardvark
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| windypipes wrote: | Our VBI loves drinking coffee in his office.
Im sure some work is done.......... |
bloody hell.......he pushes the boat out and has an exciting time. Just as well the rest of dont do anything so normal and drink coffee in the office. I cant believe it!! He needs reporting. 
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windypipes
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Normaly other people make the coffee for him!
Chocolates are the best bit realy!
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RAB
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| windypipes wrote: | | Chocolates are the best bit realy! |
OMG.....A human being EATS AND DRINKS..!!!!!!!
Whatever is the Band Service coming to..???
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windypipes
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Whats even more, there is a big pi$$ up on Thursday so I hear................
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RAB
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| windypipes wrote: | | Whats even more, there is a big pi$$ up on Thursday so I hear................ |
Ahhhhhhhhh.. the memories... ..Nothing to beat the old "Band Fund Barrell" complete with foot pump delivery, to start off a traditional lunchtime sesh in Dunfermline..... 
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A
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | | windypipes wrote: | | Chocolates are the best bit realy! |
OMG.....A human being EATS AND DRINKS..!!!!!!!
Whatever is the Band Service coming to..??? |
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windypipes
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Well, we have to eat and drink to survive the insults...........
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eastneyslapper
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| windypipes wrote: | Well, we have to eat and drink to survive the insults...........
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So true, WP....  and some people in here obviously get insulted a hell of a lot, don't they??
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A
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No, just bored.
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windypipes
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'A' how can you be bored??
Your always doing something!
As for 'ES' well enough said...........
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