2nd Clarinet
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Who's a cheeky boy, then?Captions please........
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Hornblower
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A rather violent bout of flatulence revealed Mandy's (it was a Saturday) prediliction for the fashion of thong wearing.
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greenfairy
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He was just glad his wife had forced him in to going for a back, sack & crack wax the week previously.....
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MrJpig
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Private Phil McKraken falls for the old 'hook and nylon fishing line tied to the flag rope' gag!! 
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townsergeant
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Gesundheit! 
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bootybandy
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Typical Pongo, heels aren't even together. 
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admin
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Piper Tam O'Shanter make a real ar$e of himself
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MrJpig
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AYE...It's a wee bit windy round the Trossachs, Ken? (sorry, no bagpipe emoticon so used the next best thing)
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2nd Clarinet
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| MrJpig wrote: | | AYE...It's a wee bit windy round the Trossachs, Ken? (sorry, no bagpipe emoticon so used the next best thing) |
Sounds similar to them when played by Botty, I remember!
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2nd Clarinet
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Marilyn Munroe auditions for the Scottish Drag Queen re-make of 'The Seven Year Itch', continue.
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admin
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Now that's what I call flatulence!
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MrJpig
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What does a ulence look like before it's flattened 
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Hornblower
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It's actually what it sounds like Jumpy...
Like a flattened 7th for example - you can hear a classic flattened ulence in Wagner's Lohengrin. (As opposed to the dominant - it's just not so obvious).
Try it - you'll like it!!! Parp.... 
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Nick B
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BUGLER...............Sound Off!
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Quasijock
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Was this first posted on the ARRSE forum?
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lesbryan
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Does my a$%e look big in this ? 
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