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Apricot

Why?

Why is it that when the fire alarm goes off people get just outside the fire exit door and then stop so the others still trying to leave the building can't get out?
A

Because most people are bar stewards.

Volly Dollies are excluded from that statement, naturally.
ANTS

Re: Why?

Apricot wrote:
Why is it that when the fire alarm goes off people get just outside the fire exit door and then stop so the others still trying to leave the building can't get out?


nah we have the samee problem.....in our case its more likely that brains aren't being engaged......

After all, I do work with lots of engineers...
lesbryan

Yes the SAMEE problem is that they are very stupid
Pompey Rich

The same reason women walk round in circles in the middle of the road in Wales.
Sorry but I just couldn't resist it.
RAB

..and the musical connection is..???




Errrrrrrrrrrrr. F'K'Tiffano rhymes with Pianissimo..????

lesbryan

I dont think there no musical connection rab its about fire alarms
windypipes

Depends what pitch they ring at........
A

RAB wrote:
..and the musical connection is..???





Does there need to be one?
MrJpig

lesbryan wrote:
Yes the SAMEE problem is that they are very stupid


Good to see you have joined the Spelling Police LES
admin

windypipes wrote:
Depends what pitch they ring at........

Unlike fire alarms each and every foghorn has its own unique sound! There are about 150 odd of them as well







Tangent anyone
windypipes

I think the diaphone comes to mind........!
admin

I much prefer the flumpaphone hic burp. Rob's diaphone is more like a moose with its nads trapped in a bear trap
windypipes

Tuba would make a good fog horn.

Alot depends on who is blowing it!
RAB

windypipes wrote:
Tuba would make a good fog horn.

Alot depends on who is blowing it!


There's them that can...and there's them that can't (but often think they can)...

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