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rasher
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 Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:29 pm Post subject: ardvark |
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Who is this strange person called the ardvark and do they want a blow in the band
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Aaron Aardvark
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| well thats a jolly nice offer but I'd rather do it in private and not in the band if you don't mind. Us aardvarks are very shy creatures |
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RAB
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Location: Perthshire..Grooming more MP's into prospective Prime Ministers...tee hee.!!
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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Careful Rasher, he gets very upset when you spell his name wrong. He might wrap his trotters with that funny padding stuff and knock you out..
Cross dressers need not worry...  |
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RAB
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:24 pm Post subject: Re: ardvark |
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| rasher wrote: | | Who is this strange person called the ardvark and do they want a blow in the band |
ODE TO AN AARDVARK
(sung to "home on the range")
Oh give me a place, where there's no human race,
And there's nothing but anthills and snails,
Where I can retire, in my pusser's attire,
No Drum Majors or RAF Jails.  |
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Aaron Aardvark
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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awwww Rab I knew you cared all along.
It must have been those showers we had together.
Nobody has ever written me a poem before sniff sniff 
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RAB
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Now now Aaron..remember this is a Jollies' room we're in here and there are ladies present...at least there's room for more than one nowadays in the disably showery thingy at the School of Music...now don't all you Jolly Jacks go transferring to RMB..it's not what goes on really..no REALLY!! Oh believe what you like.. |
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mrbassbone
Soprano Saxophone
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Location: Orlando, FL USA
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:14 pm Post subject: Re: ardvark |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | | rasher wrote: | | Who is this strange person called the ardvark and do they want a blow in the band |
ODE TO AN AARDVARK
(sung to "home on the range")
Oh give me a place, where there's no human race,
And there's nothing but anthills and snails,
Where I can retire, in my pusser's attire,
No Drum Majors or RAF Jails. |
I like my verse better:
Oh give me a home, between Anchorage and Nome,
Where the Moose and the Caribou play.
Where nothing can grow, 'cause it's covered in snow,
from June to the following May.
Home, Home in the snow. Where it's mild when it's 90 below. <thats Fahrenheit and not Celsius>
Oh, the tundra's for me, by the cold Bering Sea, and the life of the brave Eskimo.
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