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ZedHorn · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject:

hi all

... just to let yoi know i'll be waiting on teh outside for you all with bottles of tic detergent and shampoo...

the endless supply of red wine and marmite out here is making my being booted out much less painful than anticipated...

Z xxx
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Apricot · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:26 pm Post subject:

No-one's ever written a poem for me before, I was quite chuffed,

if a bit puffed (from all the running I was doing before hand).

All quiet in base camp again, think they're all back in their hammocks again. I was thinking of organising a bit of a kareoke session to keep the bordom pangs at bay, things like "welcome to the jungle" (GN'R),
"king of the jungle" by Bananararama (even if no-body knows how it goes!!!) and of course the Jungle book song - even though the song is not actually called that!!

I'll start and wake the others up (hee, hee, hee)

in the jun-gle, the mighteee jun-gle
the lion sleeeeeeps tooooonight,
in the jun-gle, the mighteeee jun-gle
the lion sleeeeeeps toonight
imbube.....

Apricot · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:30 pm Post subject:

Zed.....,

we're all looking forward to the volly dolly party at the end of the jungle partieee. It sounds like you've been testing possible beverages for it anyhow!!!!

we miss you
apsx (also known as the stuffed donkey - but ONLY in the jungle)

MrJpig · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:26 pm Post subject:

greenfairy · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:

I have succumbed to jungle fever...I blame lack of hot guys to perve over. Things are not looking good for me, please can I go home now?!!
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RAB · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

Apricot · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:51 pm Post subject:

Poor Fairy is looking a tad green, help her someone please. Can't have my last volly dolly buddy left in the jungle falling ill now Doc Zed's gone.

greenfairy · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject:

I've been a bit miserable of late but it's ok now....watching The Nightmare Before Christmas which always manages to cheer me up

Good job I brought the portable dvd player in to the jungle. Much beeter way to use up my supply of batteries too!
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RAB · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:32 am Post subject:

Poor Fairy's had a dose of SAD,

It happens now and then,
That jungle fever's nasty stuff,
But now she's well again

Perhaps it's the humidity,
Brought on by all the heat,
It makes you sweat and hallucinate,
And brings on athletes' feet

She's found a cure to end her woes,
A Christmas DVD,
With batteries removed from Bob,
Her films she now can see....

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KirriePete · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:39 am Post subject:

Oh alright then:

Christmas comes but once a year
For most of us it brings good cheer
If you're in the jungle feeling queer
We'll send in choccies, rum and beer.

I theng you!