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| joe90 wrote: | | Thin Red Line??? |
No, that goes:
Stick this march right up your ar$e, it's a plie of dump! 
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bootybandy
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| Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Mr Bass Trombone wrote: | Well done to the town sergeant, nice try Andy.
Ballet Egyptian if my memory serves me right it is the opening bars.
Joe 90 mi old mucker La Donna Mobile.
Still no answers for , NIPPY NIPPY NINETY NINE.
There is always(Bollox was all the band could play)
or Hitler has only got one ball, Himler has got no balls at all. |
Possibly Colonel Bogey by Alford...
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Mr Bass Trombone
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:44 am Post subject: |
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Yep to easy that really. I have seen that you are attending this years bash at Portsmouth, I considered the West but my other half tells me that those dates are already booked. So I wiil see you at the bar inPortsmouth.Cant promise San Mig though.
Adios.
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RAB
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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| townsergeant wrote: | | Mr Bass Trombone wrote: | Try this one for size Joe 90 is banned.
I'd like to go an eskimo upon a block of ice,
Although it would be rather cold, it would be ferkin nice. |
It's the real thing? AKA ''I'd like to teach the world to sing''. (Coca Cola/The New Seekers)  |
 Errrrrrrrrrr..Swede Moyle used to sing that song regularly at Chatham in 1969..To the tune of the Happy Wanderer..  ..
It's the real thing was released in..???...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Oh well, perhaps it was re-vamped and tweaked to fit the more modern tune..  
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joe90
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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Spot on Rab,-
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bootybandy
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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Was the Eskimo's name Valerie? per chance?
I only knew one called Nell...
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townsergeant
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| Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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What about naming these two tunes?
'POPPADOM....CHAPATI & MEAT MADRAS'. 
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'TOP OF THE WALL-BARRRRRRRRRRSSSSS'..........GO!
Far too easy, I know! 
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geekygirl
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| Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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Is the first of those 'POPPADOM....CHAPATI & MEAT MADRAS' the Radestky March?
It almost fits...  |
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townsergeant
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| Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:10 am Post subject: |
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| geekygirl wrote: | Is the first of those 'POPPADOM....CHAPATI & MEAT MADRAS' the Radestky March?
It almost fits... |
Not even warm! (Meat Madras...get it? Not even WARM.....Oh, I give up!)
Anyway, you are WRONG!
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eastneyslapper
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| Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Any, as I'm banned from this tune, here's another:
s£%*holes are cheap today, cheaper than yesterday........... |
This is a chunk of Carmen!! My theory teacher at school taught us the same words... |
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2nd Clarinet
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:08 am Post subject: |
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Here's one from a long time ago.......
Ping Pong Balls, Ping Pong Balls,
Ping Pong, Ping Pong Balls..........
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eastney hooker
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:37 am Post subject: |
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I can remember Oscar Richards singing "When we get married we'll have sausage, egg and chips for tea." It was a selection played at many a gig both orch and mb, someone out there must remember the title.
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| eastney hooker wrote: | | I can remember Oscar Richards singing "When we get married we'll have sausage, egg and chips for tea." It was a selection played at many a gig both orch and mb, someone out there must remember the title. |
TRy singing it to....
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do,
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townsergeant
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| Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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| eastney hooker wrote: | | I can remember Oscar Richards singing "When we get married we'll have sausage, egg and chips for tea." It was a selection played at many a gig both orch and mb, someone out there must remember the title. |
I DO!
It's The Arcadians by Lionel Monckton.........Give that man a banana!
Nobody has answered my previous ones.....yet? 
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MrJpig
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| townsergeant wrote: |
'POPPADOM....CHAPATI & MEAT MADRAS'. |
Washington Post...Sousa
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