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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Nonny, now that you have settled in to the "reveille" routine, you need to get a partner, (preferably a wife, friend or buddy), to stand at the end of your bed approx. 5 mins after reveille, with a broom handle. Then if you won't get up, they can practice "TOOTHPASTE" on you, by slapping the end of the bed, moving up, and squeezing you out of your pit.

This always works for me, I now lead a full and active life, and am wide awake by work time.



I am also now rarely seen running around my back garden with my mattress on my head.

....and you try telling Health and Safety that today, and they won't believe you. Aye !!!





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