Actually, he is in fact sucking them off the table and arranging them in a neat pile on top of a beer glass using only the power of breath whilst in a complete trance and mentally reciting a mantra in that ancient language known only to percussionists - "Rat-tat-diddle-diddle-brrrrr-ching-boom-crash!"
Notice Sarah standing by ready to administer first-aid should he over-inhale and swallow the beermat!
(Oh, no. I won't be able to squat and hide in here now)
Stand up like a man for gawds sake....
careful now... if you stand up like a man in some parts of cornwall you may find a sheep advancing on you in reverse!!!! _________________ water... it's just a whixer for misky!
Location: Alverstoke, hand rearing Greyhounds for recognition training for the Scottish Constabulary
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:27 am Post subject:
One of the best little pubs I have been to in Cornwall was in Hayle. Twas called "The Bucket of Blood" Really was a very old pub with some great locals in. _________________ One is hardly sensible of fatigue while he marches to music.
One of the best little pubs I have been to in Cornwall was in Hayle. Twas called "The Bucket of Blood" Really was a very old pub with some great locals in.
You remembered the name of that one!
(Just the name of the club where you had your lunchtime sesh to go!) _________________ Two guys are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "BUGGER !" says his friend. "I just joined Rotary."
One of the best little pubs I have been to in Cornwall was in Hayle. Twas called "The Bucket of Blood" Really was a very old pub with some great locals in.
You remembered the name of that one!
(Just the name of the club where you had your lunchtime sesh to go!)
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