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2nd Clarinet
Bass Saxophone
Joined: 14 Mar 2006
Posts: 451
Location: South Yorkshire
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"This is your Captain speaking. I am sorry to inform you but we have lost one of the two engines and due to our fuel situation, we need to loose some weight from the aircraft"
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me when I took it on at kick boxing.
Darth Vader was Framed.....
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2nd Clarinet
Bass Saxophone
Joined: 14 Mar 2006
Posts: 451
Location: South Yorkshire
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The lady in Row B, felt the full force of her fart......
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me when I took it on at kick boxing.
Darth Vader was Framed.....
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RAB
Bugler
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 3531
Location: Perthshire..Grooming more MP's into prospective Prime Ministers...tee hee.!!
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Does my bum look big in this love..???
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bootybandy
Bass Drum
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 2855
Location: Alverstoke, hand rearing Greyhounds for recognition training for the Scottish Constabulary
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Nothing wrong with the body........It's just that the heads on back to front.......
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One is hardly sensible of fatigue while he marches to music.
Thomas Carlyle
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Wolfy
3rd Cornet
Joined: 13 Sep 2005
Posts: 284
Location: Deal
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"Well thats the mystery of the pies solved"! 
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