Some people will do anything to get close to a bit of silverware _________________ "If you think you are too small to be effective then you've never been in bed with a mosquito"
Said by a pupil from Sheffield City School having helped on a Linking Lives project in Malealea, Lesotho.
Playing like you did, no one could ever accuse you of being a loser Emma. We are just trophy compromised _________________ "If you think you are too small to be effective then you've never been in bed with a mosquito"
Said by a pupil from Sheffield City School having helped on a Linking Lives project in Malealea, Lesotho.
Pucker up my dear - out with out my man tonight. Who knows where desperation will lead me .............. _________________ "If you think you are too small to be effective then you've never been in bed with a mosquito"
Said by a pupil from Sheffield City School having helped on a Linking Lives project in Malealea, Lesotho.
best practice your grunting too...
shiny tooter and shoes; check
rig and lid; check
passport; check
cone - pick up at the border...
grunting voice; as above!!! _________________ water... it's just a whixer for misky!
Told you all this eating lark was no good - one bite of ward room provided cheese sandwich (not specified on the diet!) and my tooth goes. One of my front ones too so not looking as hot these days Dave!. More to the point, I swallowed it, so no luck with the tooth fairies either. And for those of you who know me well enough to know of my rather severe dental phobia, you'll know this is a BIG DEAL. Wasn't even a nice cheese sandwich. And now Emma won't let me snog her. Not a happy bear. Hugs needed. Or rum - which ever comes first. _________________ "If you think you are too small to be effective then you've never been in bed with a mosquito"
Said by a pupil from Sheffield City School having helped on a Linking Lives project in Malealea, Lesotho.
..with diet coke and ice if you remeber QJ. And occasionally a splash of lime these days. Mmmmmmmmm ........
Oh - were you talking about snogging Emma?! I jest only my dear - sorry to ruin any daydreams _________________ "If you think you are too small to be effective then you've never been in bed with a mosquito"
Said by a pupil from Sheffield City School having helped on a Linking Lives project in Malealea, Lesotho.
BANK OF BOB
Account Name:
Ms Emma Jasper
Account Number:
1
Initial Investment:
1 x Sloppy Kiss
Interest Accrued (Period 14/7/07 to 21/7/07):
1 x Hug + Small amount of buttock fondling
Warning: Value of your account may go down as well as up. Your reputation/sanity/lingerie/virginity/CD collection* is at risk if you fail to keep up with your premiums.
(* delete as applicable)
Anne I wish you would stop right there about this snogging you business, people will soooooooooooo get the wrong idea!!!!! How is the chipped tooth today???
Bob you are fantastic..... are you there tomorrow???? I won't tell Gillian! Oh of course the queue will be long giving me the smooches required in way of thanks for helping you out, just to prepare you for the wait thats all!!
Bob you are fantastic..... are you there tomorrow???? I won't tell Gillian! Oh of course the queue will be long giving me the smooches required in way of thanks for helping you out, just to prepare you for the wait thats all!!
I will be doing the parade in the morning, am playing with Gweek Band in the afternoon, so will miss the beat retreat, and it's my sisters 50th birthday party in the evening, so I will not be doing the concert either.
I think Dave has over committed us a bit over this period!! Next weekend we have a carnival on the Sat evening and a beat retreat on the Sun morning!
Oh and we have a wings parade on Tues morning!!! Plus a lot of us have other commitments, work, holiday, etc so I don't think many of our gigs are going to be up to the standard we were in Portsmouth (Shhhh. They will want the trophies back!)
As for the snogging queue, as it was me asking Anne to give you a sloppy kiss that started all this in the first place, I think I should be at the front (maybe slipping around to join the back again afterwards)
Oh Bob - thats a classic!!!! To be honest Bob I think you may actually be the only one in the queue anyway.............
Lucky for us that we had a quiet weekend then isn't it!! Meant to have had divisions on base tomorrow but we did that a few weeks ago, so don't have to do it again.
I'm like someone working in Asda - "Here to help"!!!!
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