I know how to hold a trombone. And how to play the scale of C major, thanks to my wonderful tromboniphone teacher, Mrs BB. But she won't let me hold the real instrument yet...
Sigh...
NO WAY am I a trombone holder
I'm sure you could hold a trombone (after a few lessons) but maybe not play it!!!!!!
I'm full of respect for tromboners, for the way they can instantly get the right note by moving the slide up and down (by and large!) but I wouldn't want to do it myself thank you!!!!
I like a challenge and that's what happens every time I pick up me 'orn...
Trombone? Obviously too easy!!!!!! _________________ ITMA!
I was just waiting for that little inuendo to pop up and thanks to you Zed I've just won fifty pence from myself for correctly guessing whom would pop it.
Nightmare! I'm an oboe too! I divorced one of them. He may have been a lovely guy (just not for me) and we may still be on friendly terms, but I'm DEFINATELY nothing like an oboe! That involves having a double reed in my mouth and anyone who knows me at all knows I just won't go there I only came out 33% for flute which is worrying - I'll just have to play 67% louder to make up for it _________________ "If you think you are too small to be effective then you've never been in bed with a mosquito"
Said by a pupil from Sheffield City School having helped on a Linking Lives project in Malealea, Lesotho.
Careful pussycat or you may be on the receiving end of that saying when I arrive in the bandroom later.... _________________ "I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was 'psycho'?!"
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I only came out 33% for flute which is worrying - I'll just have to play 67% louder to make up for it 
