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lesbryan
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NORTHWOOD HAS LANDED   
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Location: Portsmouth
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Welcome George, you are the first inmate... errr... member
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Hornblower
Military Side Drum
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
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Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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| Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Ha ha!
Just so that this thread gets a bit of use I've decided to let you know that I don't just go round on a motorbike careering into unsuspecting Botty Bundies...
Wee Jock McCartney asked me to take something from Northolt to Northwood on the only mode of transport I had - my trusty Honda CX500.
No probs - so off I went and as it was a nice day, I decided to not bother with anything other than MY (as opposed to Aa Aa's) wooly pully and lovat troos. (Oh - and crash helmet of course)
Uneventful trip across and then approached the gate on my left.
Decided to show the bootneck on the gate how to lean a bike and get me knee down.
Well, I managed it quite easily...
...first my knee, then my shoulder then my head and I'm a big snotty mess sprawled all over the main gate area.
Bah! 
I retained my dignity though, I didn't cry or anything!!! 
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bootybandy
Bass Drum
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 2855
Location: Alverstoke, hand rearing Greyhounds for recognition training for the Scottish Constabulary
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| Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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Oooohhh well 'aard.
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Aaron Aardvark
Bugler
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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| Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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want me wooly pully back  |
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Hornblower
Military Side Drum
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Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Come and get it big man!!!!
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geekygirl
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Joined: 04 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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Are you still talking about his wooly pully?  |
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greenfairy
Tenor Drum
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
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Location: by the seaside
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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I think it's best not to know!
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Hornblower
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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What else would an Hardvark have that I would possibly want?  
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geekygirl
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I wish you hadn't used the word "Hardvark", eeuuuugghhhh!
No offence Aa! |
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Aaron Aardvark
Bugler
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Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| geekygirl wrote: | I wish you hadn't used the word "Hardvark", eeuuuugghhhh!
No offence Aa! |
heyyyy...none taken. However....you might be surprised If you should want to inspect, i'm more than willing to demonstrate. |
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RAB
Bugler
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
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Location: Perthshire..Grooming more MP's into prospective Prime Ministers...tee hee.!!
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | If you should want to inspect, i'm more than willing to demonstrate. |
...You're gettin' your abilities mixed up with your ambitions Old Crock...
Anyhoo, by the time your leave pass from the Retirement Home was authorised, the notion would have worn off... 
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Aaron Aardvark
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Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | | Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | If you should want to inspect, i'm more than willing to demonstrate. |
...You're gettin' your abilities mixed up with your ambitions Old Crock...
Anyhoo, by the time your leave pass from the Retirement Home was authorised, the notion would have worn off... |
HUH!! There's still life in the old vark yet i'll have you know. Just because i live in a retirement home doesnt mean im an old crock. Im here because its free and they prefer us to stay together after our horrendous duty looking after you lot. Its stressful and PTSD is rife. Only this morning the goat tried jumping off the east wing turrett. I had to implement my polished training and talk her down. It turns out she had had a postcard from Botty claiming that he knew where she lived. Poor goat was terrified. I can come and go as i please and matron is a personal friend of mine. I have got to know her very well. Every morning as I queue up for my medication she gives me an extra special little smile. |
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General Melchett
3rd Trombone
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 1316
Location: Harvey Nicks bar again! yawwwn
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:51 am Post subject: |
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An extra smile and an extra helping of prozac......
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