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The Death Waltz
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MrJpig
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:14 am    Post subject: The Death Waltz Reply with quote
You turn up to the audition and you are told that the sight reading piece is the death waltz. Can`t be all that bad its a waltz probably a slow one at that....then you open the music and........

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
bloody hell........out of the audition and into McDonalds quick
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:43 am    Post subject: Re: The Death Waltz Reply with quote
andy wymer wrote:
. Can`t be all that bad


Piece o' pi$$ ANDY... ...Arco, Pizz...... or SOBER???????
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Andy, is that piece for solo bass??? bet Andy Embury could rattle it off in, erm.....................lets say a couple of centuries??
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Glad I'm a bulger!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Glad I'm a bulger!

So are we Deli, So are we.......
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
bootybandy wrote:
admin wrote:
Glad I'm a bulger!

So are we Deli, So are we.......


OI!!!!!! Deli is a very fine Bulger and I am glad you didnt do what he did or we would have been all over the place. Look what a fine bulger he is.....he even perfected that ponsy swagger. And Im going to nick his knob....its very shiny.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
whilst we are about it Deli.......how come the bass drummer is only 12?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
He's got his little brother on Cymbals
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He's got his little brother on Cymbals


He could double up as a bass stool
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FFoglamp
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
No. thats not a tiny person. Its a 2 headed mutant bass drummer!!!!
What a drag, having to clean and polish 2 helmets, and 2 ball tops.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
they had problems finding a tiger cub skin for him too
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
..........them. A tiger skin with 4 arm holes looks like.

Thats armholes !!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
there seems to be a lot of 'bottom' inuendi going on tonight.......is there something you all want to get off....your chests??
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aaron Aardvark wrote:
.....is there something you all want to get off....your chests??


Well..about 4 stone wouldn't be particularly missed...
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