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So, Les has been evicted (hic).........plenty of rum at the hotel, though!

So, get voting people, its...............

SHOULD PUMPY GO ?

........and for the bright crisp Wednesday we are about to have, I feel it might be time for the Aardvarks !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ZedHorn · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:17 am Post subject:

I'm SOOOOOOOOO hungry...

can we consider cannibalism due to pumpy's lack of poetic licence?

mind you if we cann't find him the BBQd drummer is an impossible dish!!

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FFoglamp · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:41 am Post subject:

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ! .........and I thought it would be one of the aardvarks that got it. Albert being younger should be more tender.

Oh well, before I drop in a pussers Hammy Eggy Cheesy Aardvark fillet, I'll give Pumpy another 7 hours !!!!

You never know, there might be something life sustaining in todays Hat box.

Keep the diary room blogs coming. The more you input, the more chance you have of staying in the game.

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FFoglamp · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:51 am Post subject:

Quick update. 78% so far want Pumpy out, so its not looking good is it.
Still time to redeem though.

For those new forum members scanning this "sub forum" you can catch the repeats of the whole malarkey, simply by reading the threads from Episode 1 in numerical order to the latest, plus dive into the diary room, and work out your own chronology. This all comes with added commentary by Mr.Jpig on ITV2, and subtitles for when Rab speaks !

Pumpy's presence is about as much as the BBC broadcasting drum displays !

BFN

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FFoglamp · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

OK guys. Pumpy's time has run out. So, who wants to add the FONDS poem then.....

8 Hammy/Eggy/Cheesys coming up for a good poem....

PLUS.........

a bottle of red chucked in if Zed writes one

40 fags and a wee haggis chucked in if Rab writes one.

A plate of Kung Po Ants - if AA writes one. (must be shared with Albert)
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admin · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject:

***************NEWSFLASH*****************
Morning campers! Well, here we are in the depths of the jungle waiting for today’s hatbox challenge contestants to be told to get to it. Ffoggy (minus Hormblower as he seems to be on a long Cat V) is now in the camp with the contestants…

Ffoggy: Ok Guys and welcome to the camp fire. Today is a another hatbox challenge and I know you are all itching to find out who the lucky pair are.
Pumpy… it isn’t you
Rab… it… isn’t you either
Botty… you get away with it again
Greenfairy and A… it could be you two
Zed and stuffed donkey… it isn’t either of you
Albert and Aaron… it could be you

OK, so GF and A you two are… NOT doing the challenge. Albert and Aaron, it is you.

Albert: Bugger!
Aaron: I’ve told you about your language THHHHHWACK! Don’t use naughty words like that
Albert: This is going to be fun then. Bloody Bully!
Aaron: THHHHHHWACK I WON’T tell you again!
Albert: Boll… better get going then

The two set off with the map in their claws toward the goal of the hatbox… Rather than take the tracks like their human counterparts would take the two scurried in a straight line through the undergrowth. In no time at all they were more than half way to their goal and happened across the anthill that had featured in the earlier hatbox challenge.
Albert: Oh look, it’s snack time
Aaron: So it is… tuck in little one
Albert: mmmmmm yummy, red ants and fire ants, how much better could this be?
Aaron: It would be better if Pumpey hadn’t killed half of them when he errrr…. Fell in!
Albert: How did he fall in, I mean, it isn’t as though it is small is it?
Aaron: I have to admit I may have caught him with one of my claws and gave him a bit of a fright that caused him to slip
Albert: I bet that hurt him
Aaron: Yea, just a tad

The two gorged themselves on the ants, their tongues seeking out hundreds of the tasty (tasty to an Aardvark) snacks with every lick. Albert had ants all over his face as he shoved his head into the anthill. After some considerable time the pair were stuffed and sat down under the boughs of a tree.

Aaron: Yeeooowwwwwww What was that?
Said Aaron as a large object smacked him on the head
Albert: I think it is a fruit of some sort, it fell from up there in the tree
Aaron: Fruit? What sort of fruit is that big?
Albert: I don’t know but it is tasty!
Aaron: Tasty? Give me a bit here… Oh, you ain’t wrong… very tasty!
Albert: Got any sugar?
Aaron: Sugar? This is quite sweet. Why do you want sugar?

Albert jumped to his feet and kicked the tree. Four more fruit fell from the tree and quickly sliced off the top of each of them
Albert: Right, I need some sugar. Is that sugar beet over there?
Aaron: Errrrrr, I think so
Albert: Go on then, go grab some
Aaron: OK Mr Bossy

Aaron bumbled off and got some of the beet and took it back to Albert
Albert: Top banana! Right, put some of the sugar into the fruit and then pass it to me, I’ll slip them into this sock I found earlier and hang them up here for a while
Aaron: Where did you find the sock?
Albert: It was by Rab’s bed, he said it was his travelling spare
Aaron: And then what do we do
Albert: Go find that hatbox and then back here for a little drinkypoos!
Aaron: What? Are you mad? You stupid boy… I’ll go get the hatbox whilst you are messing about doing that. What a waste of time! Tsch!

A crashing awoke Albert who was flat out asleep under the tree. Bleary eyed he rolled over to see Aaron carrying the hatbox.

Aaron: Fat lot of use you were
Albert: Eh?
Aaron: I said a fat lot of use you were
Albert: Bog off
Aaron: Don’t you lip me you little twonk Thhhhhhwack!
Albert: I don’t care which one of you hits me! I can’t feel it
Aaron: You are drunk aren’t you?
Albert: Drunk? Moi? You’d better beleif it mateyyyy
Aaron: How?
Albert: That juice from that sock… craccckkkkiiiigg stuff
Aaron: Ohhh errr, I might have to have a little sip

With that, Aaron started licking the juice that was dripping from the sock into the leaf cup that Albert had made.
Aaron: By ekkkk, that’s good schtuff is that
Albert: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aaron: Watch sho funngy?
Albert: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aaron: Ohhh cripey, I’d got verbul dyplixia
Albert: Whats in the box
Aaron: Donno, don care Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aaron continued to lick up the sweet juice and fell asleep. Hours later the two woke up and decided to make their way back to the camp. Carrying the hatbox between them they staggered their way back to camp…
Rab: Here they are
Pumpey: Hell, they look rough
GF: It must have been a long way off, they look shattered
Zed: What’s in the box?
Albert: Help yerselves I’m off to bed
Aaron: Yea, wochever he sid?
Botty: Open the box Les
A: No, Can I open it please
A: Ohhh goody… right, what have we here… Oh it’s a note from the mess manager. All the officers have put something in here for each of us.
Rab, SOM has sent you a C126 for a bass
Botty, Drafty has sent you a draft chit
Zed, the PMO has sent you some penicillin
The bar manager has sent me a mess bill
Green Fairy has got a ticket for a cruise last week from the man in the movements office
Pumpey, the bugle major has sent you a video of the missing static from the Festival of Remembrance
Aaron and Albert have got some straw from the officer’s horses at RM Poole
And the stuffed donkey has been sent some pepper from the catering officer.
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RAB · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:49 pm Post subject:

MrJpig · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:54 pm Post subject:

Sorry for my absence but I have been carrying out enquiries as to the whereabouts of Pumpy Lorryet!!

I think he may have been swallowed by a saltwater croc (only creature big enough).

It could be that the others on camp saw his head sticking out of the crocs mouth and got pi$$ed off thinking he is getting special treatment and given a designer sleeping bag!!

It was sad to see ol` Les go. Such a charitable fellow I don`t think he was given enough opportunity to shine but I imagine he is making the most of the Big E by downing a couple of Pussers and thanking his lucky stars he di`nt av t gor darn pit agen!! (Hi Les, regards t` Mrs)

Oh well me ol` cobbas....lets see if this poem does appear...might be a bit difficult to read if he typed it with his tongue and nose but I`ll take that into consideration when marking it. I`m used to reading entries made by people with FFS (fat finger syndrome)

YIBBERDEEYABBERDEE

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ZedHorn · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject:

RAB you have clearly missed your vocation in life.... that was awesome!

am willilng to sacrifice the bottle of red that would have been thrown in shoudl i have got my ar$e into gear before you to read such poetic beauty!!

rah rah rah!!!

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ZedHorn · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:54 pm Post subject:

ps.. can i have my cheesy hammy eggy senza hammy as I don't do meat!! (well i don;t eat it anyway) makes eating in the jungle even more interesting trust me!!!

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A · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:25 pm Post subject:

A BLOODY MESS BILL! I'm in the sodding jungle! Cheeky sods. Will have to use my womanly wiles to get out of this one....
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FFoglamp · Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:21 pm Post subject:

WOW, traipsing back from the camp after the Hatbox, I got waylaid by reading all the posts, and threads, and had to catch up with the diary room AND Easy Easy thread

So, firstly well done on the Hatbox to the furry fu - twosome !

...........and the flowing poetry.

I would love to give you some meals, the H/E/C x8 are waiting, but its up to Mr J Pig to judge the merit of Rab's, and Zed's. Who wants the doc's meat

?

However, I'm giving the bonuses anyway, so look out for the crane any second now. Here comes............

40 B+H, a lighter, a haggis, and a bottle of red.............TIZER !!

Only joking its, Rioja (and 7 plastic cups - Albert is too young).

Also, superb hatbox blog as always !!!

Downside of today............the EASY EASY thread. He's lost the plot, t'isn't poetic, and....................he's lost the vote.

So, its goodbye to Pumpy, get yer stuff, say goodbye, or attempt sunset, then its.............

I'm an Isle Of Wight wishiwas, get me out of here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, no bush tucker trial tomorrow, but voting starts on part 7 NOW for another eviction.

Someone must leave tomorrow, bit serious now, because you are all happy in there. so vote for the person you want out, him her or it with the least input. Good luck !!

Come on Mr J Pig, give em 8 meals - Rab n Zed superb !!!

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Pompey Rich · Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:24 pm Post subject:

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