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A · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject:

Did you see him a few years back doing a celebrity chef Full Monty for Children in Need!?

And his Welsh rarebit with a twist is divine.....

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A · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:54 pm Post subject:

Dear Diaryroom

Whilst I have been here in the jungle

(and NOT with the uni choir at the catholic cathedral performing Handel oratorios.....)

my handbag was stolen from the changing room at the venue of a concert I was NOT at....being in the jungle and all,

and I have lost:

the handbag Craigyboy bought me,
my wallet
Nelson ID
Uni ID/Building access card
House keys
Work keys
my favourite mascara that never clumped and
my digital camera.

Gutted.
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Aaron Aardvark · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject:

Dear Diary Room

A curse on the toerag
Who nicked A's handbag
May they suffer the pox
And A....change your locks!!!

Sorry to hear that matey.............I hope the scrote involved gets ebola.

FFoglamp · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:18 pm Post subject:

Its not for me to come into the diary room, except when i plant challenges. However, I would just like to offer my sympathy to A for the loss of her handbag, which effectively holds a girlies whole wold. It must be like having your arm cut off, sorry to hear it.

This is what happens when you wander out of the jungle without permission !!! Chin Up......
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ZedHorn · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:55 am Post subject:

total ar$e about the mascara... good ones are SO hard to come by! I reckon the tea leaf must have been a boy as any female would have left that for you at least!

bad people!!! we could try making you one from palm leaves and coconut husk? alternatively use a hatbox from the next challenge?

Z
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Apricot · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject:

I'm back

even if only for a little while if I booted out!
Didn't manage to find the 'strictly' jungle set. What a waste of time, so not sexy sambas with the manly mark.

Next time...

Sorry about your handbag A, 'mare. At least it didn't have your phone in too.

Aaron Aardvark · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject:

Someone wake me up when its over.....

Its a bit like the bus coming back from a gig........wide awake til the last 5 minutes then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Apricot · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject:

Dear diary room,

its very quiet and subdued in camp today after the departure of A and Zedhorn last night. In fact I'm the only one around, the others are either still in their hammocks or have run off to get away from my cold. I did promise to try not to give it to them, but I don't think they believed me.

I think living in the jungle is starting to get to me, I didn't even manage to put on a matching pair of socks this morning. Maybe I'll go look for a tree to talk to.

laters...

RAB · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject:

Hi folks...Where have I been..??? wellllllllllllllll...where do I start..???
I went for a little stroll in my own little "jungle withtin a jungle" last week, and stumbled upon a bergen obviously left behind by some Special Forces training team. It was full of Smirrnoff and Guiness, and being sooooo thirsty I decided to have "a wee swallie" before bringing the rest back to share with you all..

..Unfortunately I lost my way somewhat, and by the time I was within striking distance of home base, I had scuppered much more of the loose juice than I had realised...

..What happened after that is just a mental blur on a distant landscape. I do partially remember being rescued by Mr.Jumpig and AA, closely followed by Admin, for which I am eternally grateful..

...and I have now decided to stick to chewing eucalyptus leaves when I get thirsty..

I must say I'm shocked and somewhat disappointed to see the departure of Z in particular, as at the moment she would have been a great asset, not only to me, but also to the remainder of the jungaleers who may at some point bite the forbidden fruit...

Now.. where's me scran and ma wa'er..???????

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Apricot · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:

Don't bite me Rab, I'm not tasty!!!

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*runs away as quickly as a little fruit can*

Apricot · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:49 pm Post subject:

Shhhh, Shhhh
It's, oh, so quiet
It's, oh, so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...

der-ner-ner-nerrrrrrrr

.....some drunken awol camper starts chasing you looking for a bite!!!!

RAB · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:01 pm Post subject:

Apricot · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject:

RAB · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject:

admin · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject:

Rab for forum poet!

Glad you made it back to camp matey, we missed you!
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