The forum of the Royal Navy Volunteer Bands
A home for the Royal Navy Volunteer Bands
Menu
The forum of the Royal Navy Volunteer Bands Forum IndexHome
FAQFAQ
MemberlistMemberlist
UsergroupsUsergroups
Join! (free) Join! (free)
ProfileProfile
Log in to check your private messagesMessages
Log inLogin/Out

Quick Search

Advanced Search

Links

The Royal Marines Band Service

Royal Marines Bands Forum

Northwood Volunteer Band

March for life band


Who's Online
[ Administrator ]
[ Moderator ]


Google Search
Google

http://www.phpbb.com
I'm A Forum Member - Get Me Out Of Here !
Page Previous  1, 2
 
Post new topic   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    The forum of the Royal Navy Volunteer Bands Forum Index -> I'm a forumer, get me out of here
View previous topic :: View next topic  

Who do you want to do the first trial ?
Botty
25%
 25%  [ 6 ]
Pumpy
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Les
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Rab
12%
 12%  [ 3 ]
Aaron
16%
 16%  [ 4 ]
GF
20%
 20%  [ 5 ]
A
8%
 8%  [ 2 ]
Geeky
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Vic
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Zed
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 24

Author Message
Please Register and Login to this forum to stop seeing this advertising.






Posted:     Post subject:

Back to top
MrJpig
Bass Drum
Bass Drum


Joined: 04 Oct 2005
Posts: 2774


Location: THE LAND OF JUMPIGS

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH......look who I found waiting in the wings incase of eyewatering injury or bottle crashing.........its the Dartmouth Horn player in full jungle rig


Spoiler:


Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
FFoglamp
2nd Trombone
2nd Trombone


Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 1583


Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!! Don't you just love this ITV2 show !

Thank you Mr. Jumpig..............and err.........Botty still in the lead for the sausage chase, Rab, GF, and now the Aardvark making a late showing !

Get those votes in. Only until tonight to go !


_________________
| Visit my site | My personal page |

Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Dan A
Bass Saxophone
Bass Saxophone


Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 455


Location: BAY OF ISLANDS NEW ZEALAND

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK FOGGY I MET NORM TODAY AND HE IS UP TO CHASE YOUR CONTESTANTS ABOUT TO SO WE WENT LOOKING FOR GEAR AND FOUND THESE FETCHING HELMETS...THE CHINESE ON MY SHIRT MEANS SAUSAGE INSERTER OF GREAT DEXTERITY!!!!!!!!!!



_________________
I do not suffer from stress but I am a carrier!!


Last edited by Dan A on Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:54 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Hornblower
Military Side Drum
Military Side Drum


Joined: 01 Oct 2005
Posts: 2388


Location: Upper Tean - Staffs

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZedHorn wrote:
not sure i'm gonna win this one (or is that lose) but I can be on standby for medical emergencies with rubber gloves and a light source if necessary!!! band by the left quick 'bend over'!


Mmmmmmmmmmm - light sauce, just what's needed on a sausage before and indecent burial...

C'mon you lot - I don't want to see (or even imagine) the sight of Botty chasing botty - so get your voting fingers dancing over them there keys and let's see what happens.

Eliminaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tion!

Don't think it should be by vote, wee red crawley thing (red ant ) maybe absention should be the key - those that don't vote should somehow go. ??
_________________
ITMA!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Aaron Aardvark
Bugler
Bugler


Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 3748


Location: very secret MOD mascot retirement home

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VOTE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I really really really want to stick sausages up drummies bums......yehhhhh....bring em on. Cumberland snags, Lincolnshire herby ones....Im not fussy.......shove em up there my son....wahhoooooo. Hic...........im sick of ants
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
admin
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: 12 Sep 2005
Posts: 1668


Location: Portsmouth

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

************NEWSFLASH************
The celebrity hatbox task is just about to happen.
The two forumites chosen to do the task are Les and Rab. They set off into the jungle from camp in their flurescent orange jumpsuits (complete with medals and blazer badges) at a fair pace. Once round the corner they stop for a smoke… “Out pipes” harps up Les and they put out their tabs.
“Fancy another?” asks Rab.
“Oh, don’t mind if I do oppo. Want a swig from me hip flask?”
“Oh, top idea, where have you kept that hidden?” says Rab swigging from the cigar shaped flask.
“I’d rather not say but since you ask” he leans forward and whispers in the big fella’s ear
“Ohhh err, I bet that made your eyes smart” said Rab passing the flask back
“Aye, just a tad” said Les secreting the hip flask from where it came.
Les, with a tear in his eye, and Rab set off looking for the celebrity hatbox.

Happening across a mound of earth, they noticed the hatbox hanging from a tree close by. “Well pal” said Rab “looks like we have to climb up that heap of stuff there and get the hatbox down from that branch. Have you let one go?”
“Eh, what?”
“Have you dropped yer handbag?”
“Eh?”
“Coughed in yer breeks man!”
“Eh?”
“Have you let one go or crapped yer pants?”
“No, its that big pile of stuff over there!”
“Oh $hit”
“Aye!”

The intrepid pair begin to climb the mound of dung to the top…
Rab reaches up and the box is a fingertip away. Les reaches up and it is a foot away!
“Only one thing fer it Les, you’ll have tae sit on my shoulders”
“Eye, that I will but how am I going to get on them, you are a big lad!”
“Have nae fear, I’ll just burrow down a bit in this pile and kneel down in the hole and you can climb on my shoulders. Then I’ll stand up using the sides of the hole for support”
“Champion!”

The two begin the plan and before a gnat can break wind Les has the hatbox in his hands. “Reet, put me down lad. Ave gor it m’laddo” he said in a sudden Northern accent that hitherto had not been heard until now.

Looking on the top of the hatbox was a message saying:
To get the key to this hatbox you’ll probably end up in the $hit

The two puzzled over this for some time and then Rab’s razor like brain clicked into play… “Les, start digging, I’m going to start at the bottom”
“Thee can stay well away from my bottom lad, I’m not one of they thee knows!”
“No!” shouted Rab, “Bottom of the pile!”
“Nay lad, you can stay well away from them as well, they have bin givin thee gyp all day!”
Rab slid down the heap shouting to Les that he meant the bottom of the pile they were on, not Les’ personal pile.
The digging began with a smoke break and sippers from the warm hip flask as it was thrown between the two. “Come on Les, time to get in the $hit mate”.
The digging was slow and smelly, very smelly. As the sun began to set Rab gave out a shout of delight as he pulled the hatbox key from the pile.

The two intrepid explorers made a weary smelly way back to camp with their trophy.

The remainder of the camp could smell them as they arrived. “Oh a hatbox!” said Zed
Thinking Zed was taking the mick out of him Botty took offence “Who are you calling a hatbox you latex gloved buffoon!”.
“No, they are back with the hatbox” said Zed pointing at the smelly pair weedle their way down the track into camp.
The whole camp ran up to meet them and grabbed the hatbox.
Opening the hatbox they all looked inside. On top was a note saying “With love to all the forumites. Dan A”
“Is it an MP3 player loaded with drum statics? asked Pumpy
“A train warrant?” enquired Vic
“A pirate hat?” asked GF
“A manuscript of some exciting new music?” asked A
“Beer?” asked Geeky
“Ants” asked Aaron
Les put his hand into the box and pulled it out quickly “Oh ah can’t do it!” he cried
Rab, taking the bull by the horns plunged his hand into the box and with joy pulled out the contents in celebration shouting “SAUSAGES!”
_________________
http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk
The online home of the Royal Marines Band Service
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
MrJpig
Bass Drum
Bass Drum


Joined: 04 Oct 2005
Posts: 2774


Location: THE LAND OF JUMPIGS

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

STAND BY TO STAND BY ................


Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
FFoglamp
2nd Trombone
2nd Trombone


Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 1583


Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!! Its 2307 thurs eve, and the voting closes in 3 mins. Why ? Cos I said so, and I wanna go to bed.

So, 22 votes in, and Botty is still leading 27%, followed by the Aardvark in 2nd.

Thank you for the votes from Thailand - sausage insertees !

...................and the highlights of the day from Admin. (Class stuff)

So, any last votes to turn it ?
_________________
| Visit my site | My personal page |

Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
bootybandy
Bass Drum
Bass Drum


Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 2856


Location: Alverstoke, hand rearing Greyhounds for recognition training for the Scottish Constabulary

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BuGGR....Oops. wrong word there. Sorry. I tried voting for Double Aa but the voting has ceased....
_________________
One is hardly sensible of fatigue while he marches to music.

Thomas Carlyle

Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
FFoglamp
2nd Trombone
2nd Trombone


Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 1583


Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

VOTES CLOSED !!!!

Okay 10 forummers. The others have voted, and Zed, its not you.
Aaron, its not you. Rab, it might be you. Les, it definitely will not be you. You polled no votes at all, not a SAUSAGE. Bugger all !!! Botty, it might be you. The rest of youse, no not today.



This is it, its............................




























BOTTY





So, here is what you have to do to get 10 stars.

You have to write a poem and publish it here, and it must include the words SAUSAGES, INSERTING, and DAN ARCHER !!!!! (1-5 stars dependent on content).

You have to reply to Dan and Norman, and say hello on behalf of all of us (1 star).

..........and for the other 4 stars, we want a picture of you, on here, with a sausage.

Then you can all "eat" and survive another day.

So, come on Botty, are you up to it, or do you cry "I'm a forum member, get me out of here" and never darken this thread again ?

Good luck !!!!


Hornblower will be back with more exciting bolox tomorrow, and hopefully, Deli's live blog !!!


_________________
| Visit my site | My personal page |

Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
A
Bass Guitar
Bass Guitar


Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Posts: 1230


Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

admin wrote:


“Ants” asked Aaron


Antsybaby, I think you're in there!
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
A
Bass Guitar
Bass Guitar


Joined: 29 Apr 2006
Posts: 1230


Location: Pompey (Nelson Band)

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there a diary room? Because I need to vent about some suspicious brown 'presents' that keep appearing in my sleeping bag..........
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
windypipes
Alto Saxophone
Alto Saxophone


Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 529


Location: Portsmouth

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did it get in there??
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
FFoglamp
2nd Trombone
2nd Trombone


Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 1583


Location: The Red and White end of Hampshire

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, here we are. Another bright and fresh day in the virtual jungle.

We are awaiting Botty doing his task, and a new poll is about to start.

So, lets lock this one up, have a commercial break, and see you for episode 2 - new thread.


BYEEEEEEEEEE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
_________________
| Visit my site | My personal page |

Mmmmmmm PIE!!! How rare.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
admin
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: 12 Sep 2005
Posts: 1668


Location: Portsmouth

PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Locked


_________________
http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk
The online home of the Royal Marines Band Service
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    The forum of the Royal Navy Volunteer Bands Forum Index -> I'm a forumer, get me out of here All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Page Previous  1, 2
Page 2 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group
Create your own free forum | Buy a domain to use with your forum