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RAB
Bugler
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Location: Perthshire..Grooming more MP's into prospective Prime Ministers...tee hee.!!
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On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth...  ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!!     
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MrJpig
Bass Drum
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Location: THE LAND OF JUMPIGS
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: Re: Act Of Union |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth... ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!! |
Name that tune playing in the background 
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Eff
2nd Clarinet
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Location: Brisbane Rd, E10
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:36 pm Post subject: Act of Union |
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John Loudon MacAdam 1756-1836
Born in Ayr, he was the inventor of the Macadamising system of road making, commonly known as Tarmac. Macadamised road surfaces were adopted throughout Europe and USA and revolutionised road transport....
Surely you could build your own motorways?!!!  |
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Hornblower
Military Side Drum
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
Posts: 2388
Location: Upper Tean - Staffs
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| Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject: Re: Act Of Union |
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth... ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!! |
Luckily for us you're not bitter...
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General Melchett
3rd Trombone
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
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Location: Harvey Nicks bar again! yawwwn
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Oooh Fraz, like it!
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Baaaaaaaaaaass
3rd Cornet
Joined: 02 Mar 2007
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Location: Scotland.
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The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough*
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RAB
Bugler
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Location: Perthshire..Grooming more MP's into prospective Prime Ministers...tee hee.!!
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| Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote: | The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough* |
Waaaaaaaaaaah....(with 11 a's)..
Stand by for incoming.....
Seems to be a 'dissin' day....
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Eff
2nd Clarinet
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Location: Brisbane Rd, E10
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| Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote: | The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough* |
Yeah, all the Scots go to Norway (in towel & flip-flops) in order to get rescued in various states of Hypothermia!!!!!  |
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bootybandy
Bass Drum
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
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Location: Alverstoke, hand rearing Greyhounds for recognition training for the Scottish Constabulary
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| Eff wrote: | | Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote: | The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough* |
Yeah, all the Scots go to Norway (in towel & flip-flops) in order to get rescued in various states of Hypothermia!!!!! |
I believe they're still looking for their greyhounds though!!
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