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Musn Ollie Nelken during CDA training in his NBC suit
Online entries will be judged on or around 20 July 2007
You have to be in it to win it!
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lesbryan
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WHO put that in my mask its grose||||| 
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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weight training for carrying a piccolo had begun!!
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MrJpig
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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Musn Ollie Nelken attempts to make the Buddy clean Buddy part of the exercise as realistic as possible! 
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jock
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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| blot, bang, rub, eeegh i forgot not to lick my fingers afterwards |
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MusnShelton
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Who Farted!??
GAS GAS GAS
Oh god it burns... IT BURNS!!! |
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EricAckroyd
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Here are the 'Nuclear Biological CHEMICAL BROTHERS' rehearsing their dance steps for their forthcoming UK Tour !
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EricAckroyd
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:07 am Post subject: |
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Once I've finished taking a dump in this NBC suit, I've got my respirator at the ready !
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MrJpig
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Musn Ollie Nelken hopes that when he opens his eyes he doesn`t look like Jock Carling anymore!! 
(Only joking Brian...suddenly remembering his karate skills)
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Wolfy
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| Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:46 am Post subject: |
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During NBC defecation drills, Musn Ollie Nelken, being a competitive but gullable type of chap, actually believed the PWI when he said the first one to "Squeeze One Out" well get a make n mend! 
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bootybandy
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Obviously he's not got ESP....
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General Melchett
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The horn player, Cpl Michel shows Musn Nelkin how to do it with style, remaining unphased by the whole sordid affair.....
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Dan A
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" DRUMMY I CANNOT STAND THE FILTH, THE CRAP FOOD, THE CS GAS, SCRATCHY CLOTHES, OVERCROWDED ROOMS FULL OF SWEATY BODIES, BAD LANGUAGE, PISSTAKING,WET BEDS, SMELLY FEET"!!!!!!!.........ITS OK NELKEN YOU DONT HAVE TO GO HOME ON WEEKEND!!!!!!!!
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Siegfried
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| Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:19 am Post subject: |
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Rotten eggs ?? - smells more like curry to me..Phew !!!
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MrJpig
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97....98...99.....The horn player, Cpl Michel hasn`t quite grasped the rules of NBC Hide and Seek!! 
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