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2nd Clarinet · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:35 am Post subject: RNVB Caption Piccy

Well, I posted it on the 'other' site, so just to make sure you don't feel left out, I have reproduced it here..........

Captions please.........

Zedhorn and Gromit in the pool.....

(with a picture like this, there's no other names that could have been placed in the (sic) frame!!!!)

Zed to Gromit. "See, I told you I could open the other one without a bottle opener!"

Gromit "Yes, I see, but it's now sunk to the bottom of the pool!"

Zed "That's what happens if you don't do your Pelvic floor muscle exercises".

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bassdrumal · 3rd Cornet Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 274

"Damn, she has more than me, i wonder if she will notice if i have a quick swig out of her bottle"
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Bobw · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:43 am Post subject:

"When I sent you to the bar for two lager tops what I meant was ..... And by the way, where did you put my Pork Scratchings?"

Quasijock · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:23 am Post subject:

What a lovely pair of Bevvies.
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ZedHorn · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:48 am Post subject:

maybe bandy will let us play these on the march next year in Koln...
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bassdrumal · 3rd Cornet Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 274

Now Im sure this is good practice for something.........Just cant remember what, but im sure my mum wont approve
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Hornblower · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject:

Z "I can't seem to get a note out of mine, perhaps I'll get bandy to try."

G "He's already had a go at mine and for some reason he couldn't get a note either - he was trying for ages too, different angles - everything.

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2nd Clarinet · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject:

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Gurgle,gurgle,ffrrrap...pop...pop...pop!

Zed. "Sorry Gill, I think that was the Vindaloo from last night."

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Darth Vader was Framed.....
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Hornblower · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:02 pm Post subject: Re: RNVB Caption Piccy

How about a twist to this sorry tale?

i.e. What happened next?
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bassdrumal · 3rd Cornet Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 274

After giggling it about for a while, some stuff came out and hit her right in the eye!

See Previous thread hee hee hee - (Must be bored at work today )
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2nd Clarinet · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:10 pm Post subject: Re: RNVB Caption Piccy

[quote="Hornblower"]How about a twist to this sorry tale?

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OK Stu, you asked for it.

Hey, hey, let's twist again,
like we did last summer
Hey, hey, let's twist again,
like we did last year.

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Darth Vader was Framed.....
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Pompey Rich · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject:

We had four bottles. Where are the other two concealed?

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Chrissie B · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject:

Which one of them's called Beatrix then?