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ZedHorn
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or finding a sober horn player on parade in Koln.....


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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as for being Nasty, 2C you really have got the wrong end of the stick! A trombonerister that doesn't like cake is like finding a piccolo in tune at the end of the trio in eagle squadron!!


See, BB

she's having a go at me.....

Save me BB.......Save me!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry 2C had reh last night but don't worry I'm back now and not all trombonerists like cake (most prefer beer!) so leave him alone zed he's 'harmless' or so I've heard!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



You've heard correctly.....of course.

I'm an Angel....

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was until I saw the thread you started in the member's lounge. In case you haven't realised I AM WOMAN (hear me ROAR)

sorry couldn't find an emoticon that had anything to do with roaring!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Hey BB........?

I don't know what you're on about......

I just thought I'd post some information which would help men understand the mindset of women.

It's a tricky world out there!!!!!!!!!

And, we need all the help we can get in order to lead a peaceful and harminous life.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZedHorn wrote:
or finding a sober horn player on parade in Koln.....


Horns on parade No1 "HIC" and correct.
Just let me know when & when.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh 2C men will never understand women, and that's the way we're gonna keep it, need to keep you lot guessing. Unlike male selective hearing that all women know about i.e. 'can you help me with this dear' 'I SAID CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS DEAR' fancy a beer 'ooh yes please
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The BB's wrote:
That was until I saw the thread you started in the member's lounge. In case you haven't realised I AM WOMAN (hear me ROAR)

sorry couldn't find an emoticon that had anything to do with roaring!!!


Here's one......

Oopps. Sorry.....Roaring? ....I thought you meant ........

The BB's wrote:
In case you haven't realised I AM WOMAN (hear me ROAR)


Prove it........see Royal Marines Bands Forum topic titled 'Post your mug shots' and do it........
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

2nd Clarinet wrote:
The BB's wrote:
In case you haven't realised I AM WOMAN (hear me ROAR)


Prove it........see Royal Marines Bands Forum topic titled 'Post your mug shots' and do it........


in case anyone hadn't realised The BB's is the only legally allowed hermaphroditic forum member, it is both woman and man, yin and yang, chalk and cheese, beer and more beer, trumpet and trombone!!!

see the Cologne photo gallery if you want proof 2C!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZedHorn wrote:


as for being Nasty, 2C you really have got the wrong end of the stick! A trombonerister that doesn't like cake is like finding a piccolo in tune at the end of the trio in eagle squadron!!


I resemble that remark! Forgive me for quoting (as well as I can from memory) from our Festival Marching display write up, which says in black and white .... ' even the piccolo was in tune'. Most impressive thing about the comment is that there were 2 piccs playing not one, so Heather and I MUST have been in tune! And given the fact I'm often the only picc at Koln and am known for not being quiet, I'd argue that you are usually either too deafened or too much influenced by the trusty camel pak to know if I'm in tune or not. In Eagle Squadron you are usually way too busy keeping up with the horn version of the trio (and doing it spectacularly well I must add!)
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

are the lovely trio..... we played it last week at rehearsal and i played MY part - the proper my part and I had totally forgotten it - much prefer my speshal part for speshal 1st german Piccolorn... in F hic...

knew that comment would wind you up tho.... reel in the big fish!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anne Picc wrote:
ZedHorn wrote:


as for being Nasty, 2C you really have got the wrong end of the stick! A trombonerister that doesn't like cake is like finding a piccolo in tune at the end of the trio in eagle squadron!!


I resemble that remark! Forgive me for quoting (as well as I can from memory) from our Festival Marching display write up, which says in black and white .... ' even the piccolo was in tune'. Most impressive thing about the comment is that there were 2 piccs playing not one, so Heather and I MUST have been in tune! And given the fact I'm often the only picc at Koln and am known for not being quiet, I'd argue that you are usually either too deafened or too much influenced by the trusty camel pak to know if I'm in tune or not. In Eagle Squadron you are usually way too busy keeping up with the horn version of the trio (and doing it spectacularly well I must add!)


See Anne Picc,

The Zed is a monster.......she will have a go at anyone, even innocent piccolo players.
(Hold on.....there was one piccolo player in my life who was never innocent, but he was an exception to the rule).


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know Anne even I had a giggle to myself about that remark about the piccolo's being in tune - a classic!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

come to think of it I dont know many innocent piccolo players....
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