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Gromit is speshal!!!
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ZedHorn
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:27 pm    Post subject: Gromit is speshal!!! Reply with quote

picture the scene....

New Years Eve 2007. Gromit sat on a chair (one of 6 that match) around my dining table.

Gromit... "I like your table, bet it cost a bit"
Zed... "*** quid for the table and chairs"
Gromit.. "but where are the chairs?"

promptly followed by blond laughter, several oh feks and the drinking of more rum!!!




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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:22 pm    Post subject: Standards Reply with quote

Girls

I'm pleased to see that standards are being maintained for 2008 in all ways!!!

Bring on Cologne!!!

Happy New Year you two!!!!




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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ted... mwah! mwah! welcome home!

that is to say I think you went to Sicily???

Happy new year hun!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You had to be there, but it was very funny - bless - and a large amount of rum was involved  
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:36 pm    Post subject: Gromit's Speshal Reply with quote

Alas Zed I was not in Sicily, I was at home under sufferance

I would have loved to have been there...........I think I would still be giggling now!!!!



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long story short: I asked a friend of mine to fit a fuse to a lamp. The friend asked if I had a spare fuse, so I handed him an object saying "take the fuse off this". The friend then said 'Why don't you just  use that (pointing to the object) - it's a lamp also!  Sad but true - how we laughed .... Taxi for Grom .......

It's scary because I have Ologies and I am someones Boss - no really !
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gromit didnt u once say to me where's my mute when it was in the end off ur cornet bless u spesh lil thing lmao
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:23 pm    Post subject: Language Reply with quote

Excuse me little ted, but please speak normal to us, we dont understand all this short hand abbreviation stuff

 

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well z and grom will ur just to erm old (sorry)
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

completely understood lil ted... gr8 2cu.... Zed
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha good good bring on thursday i boughted my slef some mutes oooooo hehe
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

quirky abbreviamations and 21st century slang will be tolerated but bid spooling will noot!

may i suggest a dictionary in addition to your mutage young man!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im dyslexic not even that wud help :
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

little ted (grrs) wrote:
haha good good bring on thursday i boughted my slef some mutes oooooo hehe


You'll need Vaseline for them if you carry on with the 'old' comments !!  
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well you are considerably older than most babe !  Hee Hee
(I do hope i have that right and i am younger!!!)
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