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ZedHorn
2nd Trombone
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what about w@*%????
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bassdrumal
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Thats an easy swear word..........WORK !!
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Axl
Forum Pedant
Joined: 19 Nov 2007
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Location: Barrow-in-Furness
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Typing all these sweary words is neither big nor clever.
However, I am 6'2" (I'm big) and a nuclear physicist (I'm clever) so;
f*ck sh*t a*se c*nt t*ts scr*w b*ll**ks p*ss w*nk t*rds f*lch m*nge f*nny kn*b-ch**se etc. Carry on to the right.
I know I've probably missed out loads of important ones, but hopefully we won't need to swear again for a while. Or, I've just encouraged you all to submit your favourites.
Ho hum.
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The Donkey
Solo Piccolo
Joined: 29 Nov 2005
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Location: Pompey
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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Nobody's mentioned the worst words of all ...........................
ALCOHOL FREE !!!!!!!!!!!!
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ZedHorn
2nd Trombone
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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closely followed by - Abduls is shut!!!
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bassdrumal
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:10 am Post subject: |
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Or ..........
"Sorry we're closed"
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Sarah_Seahawk
2nd Piccolo
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 175
Location: In my own little world...
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:10 am Post subject: |
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How about....
"We'll just run that through from the top before we go to the pub." |
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Princess Fiona
Solo Clarinet
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
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Location: Somerset
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| or 'we're playing tubby the tuba in our next concert' |
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ZedHorn
2nd Trombone
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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or - no no honestly we'd all love to do another sax solo at the festival!!!
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Princess Fiona
Solo Clarinet
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| OOHH cutting, I'm telling!! |
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Princess Fiona
Solo Clarinet
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Location: Somerset
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| or 'we're doing clarinet polka in cologne' |
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ZedHorn
2nd Trombone
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know what you mean! :-)
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The BB's
2nd Piccolo
Joined: 02 Feb 2006
Posts: 181
Location: HMS Collingwood Volunteer Band
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:09 am Post subject: |
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Oh what a surprise we ARE doing clarinet polka in Cologne
tw*t, a*se etc |
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ZedHorn
2nd Trombone
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:52 am Post subject: |
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i have 3 notes in that entire piece... i think i can safely say I shall leave the music behind!!!
anyone for Eagle Squadron - Anne, Axl?????? 
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greenfairy
Tenor Drum
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:10 am Post subject: |
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Zed - fancy swapping instruments for Clarinet Polka then? I reckon my horn skills are up to playing not-many notes  And it'd sound a darn sight better than my attempt to play it on the clarinet cos I've not picked one up since before Chrimbo  Really did ought to re-remeber how to play the damn thing before we go.....
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