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Gromit
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| Bobw wrote: | | Quote: | | I'm watching loads of day time TV under a big fur blanket |
This is an extremely dangerous activity. The TV doesn't receive adequate cooling with a blanket on top of it and could overheat and catch fire!
Besides, wouldn't you see the picture better if the blanket wasn't there? You still have to pay for a TV licence, even if you just use it as a sort of radio. Perhaps, if you have a cold, you should wrap the blanket around yourself instead? |
Fant-tastic ! !  And the chocolate..... ?
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Bobw
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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The Doctor advises as much chocolate as possible!  |
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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how do you know????!!! but yes I do.... and the odd wobbly coffee!!! all in the interests of medicinalness obviously!
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greenfairy
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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What's the difference between an odd wobbly coffee and a normal wobby coffee? And can I have one without the coffee part please?
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ZedHorn
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that's simple GF - it's just a coffee with a rum or three! doubles are normal, triples are odd and singles are just WRONG!!!!
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Gromit
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | that's simple GF - it's just a coffee with a rum or three! doubles are normal, triples are odd and singles are just WRONG!!!! |
We need that on T shirts !!!
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Axl
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| Gromit wrote: | | I'm off sick at the mo and need to get fit for Koln - I'm watching loads of day time TV under a big fur blanket and eating lots of chocolate - is there anything else I should be doing? |
1. There are no TVs in Koln, so turn it off.
2. Move the sofa up to the wall so you have no leg room.
3. Have a crate of cheap lager at hand at all times.
4. Don't drink it yet, wait a bit.
5. Go round a mate's house and get their dad to make your tea. Ensure he uses plenty of salt, and eat it off disposable plates.
6. Go home and sit on your sofa again.
7. Every 30 mins or so, go and stand outside. Don't do anything, just stand there. (It's better if there's a pub nearby. If there is, go and stand in the carpark.)
8. NEVER go to the loo before midnight.
9. Think of a tune, any tune, and start singing. Just make up lyrics as you go.
10. At 3am, go and sit on the floor in the hall. Open your crate of lager, and talk b0ll0cks.
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Bobw
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| Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:25 am Post subject: |
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| Axl wrote: | | There are no TVs in Koln, |
I am sure I have seen lots of TVs when we march through the gay quarter in Köln! Unless they are just really ugly birds.  |
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Gromit
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| Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Axl - further to the list do I:
1 - use the sink as night heads
2- turn the heating off or up to max chat
3- put a list of all my pals on the bathroom door, then wait in the hall for 35 minutes with a towel & dhoby bag before entering the shower
4 - have a pot noodle and double decker at 3am
5- have a luke warm black coffee with no sugar ar 3.15am
6- get up at 6am and make a load of rolls with cheese. ham & marmalade
Bye the way has any one else noticed that all this is in the wrong thread 
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Bobw
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| Quote: | | Bye the way has any one else noticed that all this is in the wrong thread |
Actually Cologne is a small town just outside Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA.
Does the coach driver know? Is there a ferry to the States from Dover? |
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ZedHorn
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I really should learn not to try and eat lunch (soup) and read this thread... the NHS computer nearly got very messy!!!
Zed x
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Axl
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| Bobw wrote: | | Quote: | | Bye the way has any one else noticed that all this is in the wrong thread |
Actually Cologne is a small town just outside Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA.
Does the coach driver know? Is there a ferry to the States from Dover? |
Which Dover do you mean? The one in Georgia, Florida, Kentucky, Kansas, Nebraska, Maine, Arkansas, Massachusetts, Oklahoma, Michigan, Delaware, Pennsyvania, Ohio, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, or New England?
Or do you mean Nova Scotia or Alberta, Canada?
Or maybe even Barbados?
Or how about North Slesvig in Denmark?
And to really take the pee-pee, Tasmania?
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Gromit
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| Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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I love America 
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I love it too!!!!
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