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bassdrumal
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 Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:46 pm Post subject: The Official Cologne Song - Well, my suggestion |
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Ok, still sober, but beer in hand, i had to come up with a song for the bus to add my flavour as a Cologne Virgin and bring something to the table. Much to the laughter and concern of Gromit trying to breathe through her laughter I came up with this. It is of course, to the tune of Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond. One poor member of the band has aleady had it sung to her on her answerphone........Sorry Zed !!! x
KOLN SONG
IT ALL BEGAN
WITH A TRIP FROM KLAUS
WHO SAID WHY DON’T YOU COME ALONG
GERMANY WAITS
FOR ALL THE VOLLY BANDYS
WHO’D HAVE BELIEVED WE’D GO ALONG
MARCH, COUNTER MARCH
STEPPING OFF
THROUGH THE SHITE
AND THE RAIN
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
SWEET KALONIA
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
FREE BEER NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
I’VE BEEN KOLN’D
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
AND I LOVE IT DAS IS GUT
BUT NOW I LOOK AT THE GIGS
AND IT DON’T SEEM SO BUSY
CRAMMING TEN GIGS IN ONE DAY
AND WHEN I ACHE
FROM ALL THE MARCHING
HOW CAN I ACHE WHEN I MARCH WITH YOU
KOLSCH DRINKING KOLSCH
REACHING KOLSCH
TOUCHIN KOLSCH
TOUCHIN’ KOLSCH
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
SWEET KALONIA
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
FREE BEER NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
I’VE BEEN KOLN’D
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
AND I LOVE IT DAS IS GUT
OH NO NO NO
Musical Interlude -
Daa de de daa, daa de daa daa de daa de de
Daa de de daa, daa de daa daa de daa de de
Daa de de daa, daa de daa daa de daa de de
SWEET KALONIA
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
FREE BEER NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
I’VE BEEN KOLN’D
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
AND I LOVE IT DAS IS GUT
Repeated
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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das ist gut....... jah!!!!!
sveet kolonia!!! jah! jah! jah!
madness never seemed so real
ve're all barking mad...
only as young as the one ve feel....
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bassdrumal
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| Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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Jah Jas Jas
Vas is Gut
Or was that in a film i saw once????
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Gromit
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| Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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Das is superb - jah.
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Princess Fiona
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:11 am Post subject: |
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Wunderbar
Wir konnen am Sontag praktizieren, Ja?
Mein gott meine Deutshe scheisse ist!!
Sehen sie auf der gegenmarsh.  |
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bassdrumal
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:22 am Post subject: |
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He, bildete dieses alles Menge von der Richtung, jedoch müssen Sie das Lied downloaden und es erlernen bereit zum Bus Aber genug dieses deutschen Materials, läßt Gebrauch Englisch anstatt
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Gromit
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Keine Gleiche ein intelligenter Arsch. Alle wir können Babel Fische benutzen.
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Princess Fiona
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:33 am Post subject: |
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bassdrumal
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Meine liebste Prinzessin Fiona ar$e ist solch ein negatives zu verwenden Wort, dort ist wirklich keine Notwendigkeit, ich haben Gefühle, die Sie kennen
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Princess Fiona
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:25 am Post subject: |
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Tut mir leid!
Ich hat mude und kann ich nur begrenzt deutsch sprechen!
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Axl
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:47 am Post subject: |
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Warum sind wir alle sprechen Deutsch? Japanisch ist eine viel bessere Sprache.
私の言いたいこと、分かるでしょ？それは美しい。
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:36 am Post subject: |
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du bist alle sprechen de Koln testikles!
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greenfairy
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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вы все сумашедши и я люблю его!
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bassdrumal
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | du bist alle sprechen de Koln testikles! |
For those who dont know....Babel Fish is such fun - put you out of your misery and all that. Od though that i never had to put Zeds message in to get the Jist of what was beign said....Koln Testikles...hee hee
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ZedHorn
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| Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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at last - someone understands me!!!!!!!!!!!
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