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The Donkey · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:51 pm Post subject: Hi.

Hi everybody!

Hi Dotor Zed!

Don't forget the mulled wine Rasher.

admin · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject: Re: Hi.

You don't mean...

ZedHorn · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:57 pm Post subject: DotorZed

SHE is a real doctor....

Co-admin · Site Admin Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 1798

A female doctor, result! Any chance of the Viagra then?

It's that or I'll have concussion by the end of the week

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Aaron Aardvark · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject:

yesh sperad the word.

My mate had a viagra once. It got stuck in his throat. He had a stiff neck for weeks.

evs131 · On audition Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 10

Is it true that you see blue after viagra?!!

Like to say hi to the Doc...........
HI DOC

The Donkey · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:51 pm Post subject: Hi

I've heard that you can get viagra eye drops now. They don't do much for your sex life but they make you look really hard.

Also as I'm sure the Doc will confirm, the correct medical name for viagra is actually 'micoxafloppin'.

Ta

FFoglamp · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:04 pm Post subject:

If Aaron had some viagra would he be a Hardvark.

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Aaron Aardvark · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:48 pm Post subject:

Who needs viagra? I'm already an hardvark. I have some funny arm padding stuff remember and a green beret,

and.....IM NAKED!!!

ZedHorn · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject: viagra

not sure about seeing blue Phil but lets just hope you don't see brown! Z

RAB · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject:

MrJpig · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:33 pm Post subject:

Stopped a lorry at a road check early one morning in the middle of bumblef*%k and the conversation went a bit like this:-

ME: Morning driver
DRIVER : Morning Constable how can I help you?
ME: There has been a lorry load of Viagra stolen and we are looking for three hardened criminals
DRIVER: (deadly serious look on his face) Oh that`s not so good, have you got a registration number and if I see it I`ll ring you!!

Is it me, or does anyone else find that most civvies haven`t got a sense of humour??
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RAB · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:04 am Post subject:

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The Donkey · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:40 pm Post subject: Funny

As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.

When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.

As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me."

The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast.

"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"

"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!"

There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,"There!
That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"

In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,'See?
I told you, with a face like that, she was still a virgin."

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy.
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