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Caption Competitiion No2 (25 Jan)
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bootybandy
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This Alvers not to be stoked, but may be trained with caution..


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
There was one minor drawback to Jock's Chilli and Sprout diet
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Joined: 28 Jan 2006
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Location: Band of the Royal Air Force of Oman, Sultanate of Oman.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fire down below.
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lesbryan
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought it was paper you stuck up your a%*( not koselene
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The Donkey
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:32 pm    Post subject: Caption comp Reply with quote
Naval cutbacks lead to testing of new experimental propulsion system

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Immac withdraws new Backs, Sacks and Cracks treatment due to saftey concerns.
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lesbryan
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blowtorch.This is better than paint chipping anyday
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Dan A
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
are you sure you are not taking banned substances prior to 100 meteres final.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Beats a "Windy Hammer"!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Banned substances my ar£$ its that flamin curry i had
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
He beats a Zippo anytime !
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:22 pm    Post subject: ! Reply with quote
Stop ! You fool ! Don't light the Afterburner BEFORE you get in the Jet !!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:25 pm    Post subject: !! Reply with quote
Consternation for the Royal Naval Air Service as new low-cost anti-aircraft defense sytem fails to achieve take-off velocity.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:28 pm    Post subject: !!! Reply with quote
Testing of the latest specification curry-proof KD shorts was both severe and spectacular. Several fatalities reulted from 'suck-back incidents.
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EricAckroyd
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Okay Sergeant ! ............. I promise I won't call your firefighting course a load of ar$e again !!

(Can I have my prize now ???)
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jamesb135
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
News that the RAF were coming on board for a trial of Typhoons didn't go down too well with the matlots!
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